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[–] Hannabis 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
Oreogres sweat profusely while stationary, I can't imagine how bad it gets once they start waddling a little bit.
[–] Aphoticfolds 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
That's when the "chub rub" starts coming into play.
[–] Banterbury 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
I'm lame and like to have water with me 24/7 regardless of I'm sitting on my ass or exercising. I hate being thirsty. I like to tell myself the reason I have stopped jogging in forests is because I hate having to lug water around with me, but it's actually because of too many skinwalker stories on r/ no sleep.
[–] NoviceApproach ago
I always have water on me. I get thirsty fast. I also live in the southern US. Water is pretty much vital during exercise in the summer months
[–] Crushric 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
I carry a backpack full of water when I go out hiking, mostly only because I love water. Also, it's Florida, and... enough said. It's hot here. But it's mostly because I'm an aquaholic who loves the taste of clean water.
[–] Swole_is_life 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Because drinking water is supposed to help you lose weight. Look at the clickbait articles (or don't, actually) and you'll see a common piece of advice is "carry a water bottle with you." They're just too stupid to understand the reason behind it.
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[–] imvii 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Corn syrup.
[–] Super_Kapowzler 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
But its high fructose, so in reality its fruit.
[–] deathhawkbitch 1 point 7 points 8 points (+8|-1) ago
It's probably full of some variation of beetusjuice
[–] FitSlav 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I carry my water bottle everywhere as well, except for when I run, I don't take shit with me then.
[–] smelly_farts 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Meh. I'm in decent shape, but I sweat like a motherfucker, so I always bring water (yes, I would totally bring a water bottle on a 2 mile trail, or alternately, I might go through a liter of water on the first two miles of a 10 mile trail, but it tends to taper down, the farther I go). Hail HYDRATE!