Archived Always the hams in the fire lane. Always. (fatpeoplehate)
submitted ago by mangiamerdeemorte
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Archived Always the hams in the fire lane. Always. (fatpeoplehate)
submitted ago by mangiamerdeemorte
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[–] Syphrosyne 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
If fatties are too stupid and inconsiderate to realize they're a burden to everyone around them a put down the cheeseburger, you can be damn sure they're stupid and inconsiderate enough to hang out in the fire lane. Then again, fatties are fire hazards even in death.
[–] ivegotaqueso 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
You could take a picture with the license plate and email it to your local authorities. :)
Parking in the fire lane is grounds for getting a ticket, anyway.
[–] hypercat 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
We had a cop that ticketed anyone who moved more than 10 feet from their car. Shitlord cop. <3
[–] Delusion_of_Adequacy 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Hah, fatties hustling towards anything other than a buffet? That'd be a first.
[–] Shitelord772 ago
Hell, they believe the laws of physics don't apply to them! Why would they think they are subject to little things like parking rules or public safety?