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Archived "If you love boobs you should love my fupa, shitlord!" (slimgur.com)
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[–] OMG_Beckyyyyy ago
Ignoring the fact that boobs are a directly observable signal of reproductive viability, they are just plain old neat. If men were attracted to boobs just because they are orbs of fat then men would be sexually attracted to hippos. This logic of fat = attractive is insane. It can't even really be fought using normal logic because it's just an obvious statement that what makes boobs attractive is not fat because fat is not attractive.
Replace the word fat for whisky. If I like whisky at the end of a long day that's fine, that's like liking boobs on a normal woman. But if I drink whisky constantly I'd be a fucking drunk, which would be like liking any and all fat on a body. It's a matter of degree, big round tits are amazing on a normal woman, but on a heffalump they are just another place for the fat to pool up and choke the life out of the heinous beast.