Archived "If you love boobs you should love my fupa, shitlord!" (slimgur.com)
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Archived "If you love boobs you should love my fupa, shitlord!" (slimgur.com)
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[–] WileyECryote 0 points 23 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago
This person has never had nor seen a healthy female body.
[–] Syphrosyne 0 points 20 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago
Why do men like boobs?
Why do I like boobs, bitch? I like boobs because they're feminine, attractive, and a woman with normal-sized breasts of normal consistency that look proportionate to the rest of her body are sexy AF.
Fatty boobs are disgusting because instead of being made of happiness and sexy energy, they're made of disappointment, lard, and self-resentment.
[–] LittleRedPrincess 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
Boobs mostly aren't even made of fat.
[–] Syphrosyne 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Exactly!
[–] sandanglokta 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Yep. Well, to revise slightly, attractive boobs aren't made of fat.
Attractive breast tissue, histology: the pink stuff is fibrous connective tissue. the purple dots are the nuclei of cells that would either make milk or transport it to the nipple. http://image.slidesharecdn.com/cpc-4-4-4-breastca-pathlec-view-091013211844-phpapp01/95/pathology-of-breast-disorders-12-728.jpg?cb=1255468897
Fat breast tissue is just fat. Very rare lobular units would let you know it was breast tissue.
[–] Swole_is_life 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Yup. WTF do they think happens when a woman's breasts swell to breastfeed? She just gets fatter and somehow magically makes milk? Healthy, normal breasts are made largely of mammary tissue.
[–] FuriousFucktard 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
'Fatty boobs are disgusting because instead of being made of happiness and sexy energy, they're made of disappointment, lard, and self-resentment.' This! Absolutely this. /u/Syphrosyne, I salute you!
[–] fupatronic 1 point 9 points 10 points (+10|-1) ago
I love how it ends with "YOU PIECE OF SHIT." Gee, let me reconsider what I find attractive for such a prim and proper lady.
[–] OxfordEnglishDick 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
If you aren't "allowed" to find their bodies unattractive then I'm sure you really aren't allowed to say anything about their comportment. Apparently fat goddesses are beyond our judgment and are to be worshipped regardless of how they look, act, smell, etc.
[–] Kahlo 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Does it even science?
[–] Sire 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago (edited ago)
Yeah no.
When you've got only lard dust for brains, why do you try to think about normal developed boobies from normal people?
[–] FuriousFucktard 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I wasn't entirely convinced by her argument, but when she called me 'a piece of shit' I realised just how shallow and wrong I've been all these years.
[–] CuntMyFuck 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I really love how angry it is.
[–] Banterbury 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Probably the same reason I can stare at people's faces and go hmm no your jaw bones aren't wide enough and your cheekbones aren't high enough for me to want to take your pants off.
[–] DessertFox 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
If you tell a guy his boner isn't wide or high enough, he'll be pretty upset.
Oh wait, you said bones, not boner. My bad.