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[–] etherandhoney 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

Well basically it comes down to this: if you are a fat fuck piece of shit then the BEETUS will come for you!!!

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[–] Ser_Alliser_Thorne 1 point -1 points (+0|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Instead of scaring my youngest girl about the Boogie Man coming to get her if she's acting like a real PITA, I tell her the Beetus will come for her. Then I use my wife's phone to show her pictures of fat people that have had toes, feet, and legs amputated.

Just kidding. I don't tell her the Boogie Man or Beetus will get her for acting out. I let her know the Boogie Man is made up and the Beetus will get her if she gets fat. (I don't, but now I'm tempted as she's a first grader and can understand fat is not healthy.)