Anon Archived 3 Fats invaded my favorite pilates class today and I'm pissed. (fatpeoplehate)
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Anon Archived 3 Fats invaded my favorite pilates class today and I'm pissed. (fatpeoplehate)
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[–] 3rdworld 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
I do a HIIT "bootcamp" twice a week for dat der cardio. Watching the fat people leave the class, go to their cars answer phone calls, etc while the skinny people are working out.
Tells you about all you need to know.
[–] 2368154? [S] 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Do they think that just showing up will get them fit? WTF???
[–] 3rdworld 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
I don't really know. They will stand there talking while everyone else is doing 500 jump ropes. As soon as someone finishes, they move on.
Even when exercising fattasses are lazy.
[–] raisinade 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Yes, they are that stupid.
[–] PoopMaster 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
That's exactly the problem. They DO think that.
They think they will get credit for trying. This is what happens when you give a kid a "trophy for participation". They grow up to be entitled twats.
[–] valkilrie 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Yes, I think so, I mean they serve pizza at planet fitness. I have only seen planets there...the name is very fitting.
[–] Donutday 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
If it's anything like the fats in my yoga class, I'm sure they farted a lot. I'm sorry. Hugs.
[–] 2368642? [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
They haven't invaded my yoga class…yet <shudder>
[–] CyclopticTentacleCat 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
They're coming. Prepare your senses.
[–] dryerasecalendar 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Yuuuupppp. Fat chick comes into yoga class. When the instructor asks if anyone wants to focus on anything, she says abs. Guess who the only one in the class constantly stopping and/or going to child's pose was? I haven't seen her since.
[–] CaptainJeanLucPicard 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
Most people would struggle to do the warmup for pilates. How did they manage the 100s?
[–] 2373197? [S] ago
They only pumped the arms…that's it.
[–] 32DDbitches ago
God, I miss Pilates. Small town gym no longer offers classes. 100s....man.
[–] ivegotaqueso 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Start a betting pool on how long it takes before they stop coming to class.
[–] 2369164? [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Perhaps I'm overly optimistic, but I'm really hoping this is the last time I'll see tham.