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[–] drawsfat 0 points 38 points (+38|-0) ago 

Actually 1 cinnabon mini is 350 cals. So actually you could only have 3.5 rolls.

Cinnabon is disgusting and always tastes like disappointment.

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[–] Waveybones 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

I split one of these things with my boyfriend a few months ago. It tasted like disappointment indeed. Also, the ham at the register was astounded we would get just one to split and insisted we would be back for more.

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[–] PM_nudes_pls 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

I saw the same thing, I highly doubted 2 6packs of shittabons are going to be 1200 cals.

I think ill always like good food over shit food because well... its shit.

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[–] imaterriblelurker 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The remember reading about cinnabon in the Animorphs books. I thought that was a place and not a store bought beetus. Did k.a. applegate lie to me?

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[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It's both these days. I've only ever seen a Cinnabon at airports. Never tried one. As stated above, they look like they'd be disappointing.

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[–] serg06 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Yeah it's complete bullshit. Unfortunately the right side is bullshit too.

Pic #2:

3 eggs = 70*3 = 210 cals.

Macaroni and mashed potatoes covering the volume of 6 eggs = 250 cal.

And the rest have over 300 each so impossible.

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[–] 3rdworld 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

But eating healthy is to expensive /s

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[–] AOU 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

and I don't have time to cook.

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[–] NegativeCalories 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Yeah, maybe if you're trying to slam back 5,000 kcal/day in peas, bean sprouts, and carrots.

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[–] LeeryLucifer 4 points 11 points (+15|-4) ago 

Oookay. That is some bullshit right there. Both pictures contain waaaay more than 1200kcal. One cinnabun contains from 400 to 500 kcal. In this photo there are 12 of the fuckers, i.e. ca 5400 kcal. The image on the right contains lots of carbs (breadsticks, pasta), lots of veggies (veggies have calories too) and meat. I would guess the image on the right contains about 3500-4000kcal.

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[–] jimmorridumb 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

those are small cinnabons

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[–] christy 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

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[–] doompie 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I think the containers on the RHS are pretty shallow, and that the camera is positioned to magnify things. For instance, I'm pretty sure the three eggs are actually quail eggs, given that they're about two peas wide (this is a pea and quail egg salad, the relative size is about the same http://fdprn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/double-pea-quail-egg-salad-recipe-3-650x400.jpg).

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[–] TheTrigger 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

The pictures on the right make me salivate; especially since only eating an apple for breakfast because I'm anticipating a pretty large dinner tonight. The one on the left just gives me a headache and nausea thinking about, while suddenly wanting a tall glass of water.

We should start a "Shitlord Meals" sub, where we show off all the food we prepare for ourselves and how "starved" we are because we can only eat "like bunnies". Complete with portion sizes and accurate calorie counts.

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[–] Fecal_Father65 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Really ...looking at a picture of food gives you a headache & nausea? I don't like Cinnabons either they smell better that they taste. I'd much rather have the occasional apple fritter. This isn't food hate. Quit blaming food for these out of control eatbeasts.

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[–] TheTrigger 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Cut out stuff with excessive amounts of sugar in it a long time ago; am meticulous about it. Pretty much the only sugar consumed is from fruits. It's a hard-knock life, but it's worth it. Lots of home-cooking. Now, if I were to eat any pastries, with excessive amounts of sugar in it, I actually do, in fact get a headache. My stomach does, in fact, get queasy. I avoid eating shit like cinnabon because I will, literally, feel ill afterwards.

Unhealthy food is unhealthy food. I'm not blaming food instead of these fatties, and have no idea how the hell you'd infer that. I'm blaming their choice to always go for the unhealthy option. I'm saying that they're in a perpetual state of sickness, to the point of it becoming a part of their normal life, because of their decision to keep shoveling pig-feed in to their trough. They don't even notice the negative side-effects anymore, and just keep guzzling down their beetus-juice.

That's what I'm saying.

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[–] knitshitlady 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

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[–] Slyboots 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

And directions to prepare them! I can also be down to learning new recipes and preparing new meals I never thought of trying.

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[–] Willy_Van_Kerr 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I hope you know that cinnamon rolls are super nutritious and they are much better than your whole foods!

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[–] Egon 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Who adds pocket eggs to a sit down meal? They're for walking around meals.

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[–] rag_on_a_stick 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Guffaw! Pocket eggs! Have an upgoat good shitlord for making me guffaw and rethink my mobile meal portions.

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[–] NegativeCalories 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

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[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Pocketsand! Sha sha sha shaw!

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[–] PCOSBelle 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Can I hire whoever made that stuff on the right to make my work lunches for me?

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[–] Rolls_Arent_Curves 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I don't even see how they choose the one on the left. The food on the right looks so good it makes me hungry!

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