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[–] gabi-r 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

OMG the old "look at my boobs" thing all fatties do, like they realise the rest of them is gross to look at. spoiler, those sacks of lard are gross too and only count as boobs if they protrude further that your bloated gut

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[–] amnat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I was watching some friends play beer pong at a party once. I'm pretty terrible at guessing weights, but this girl is in Munster territory, maybe even bigger. She was telling/showing us how she'd used a brilliant strategy in a previous game against a group of guys, bending over in front of the cups and pulling down her shirt to reveal her sad droopy cleavage. I felt like I was taking crazy pills when people reacted like this would actually be sexually distracting.

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[–] gabi-r 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

not sexually, but you bet it's distracting, like that weird saggy crease could engulf you like in a pit of quicksand or that scene from star wars with the sand pit

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[–] admiralahab 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I will admit it probably would distract me but then I stare at car wrecks if I drive by one.