Posted by: shmayy
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Archived on: 2/12/2017 1:51:00 AM
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[–] inablackbox 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
He must be one of the famed Hell's Scootypuffers club.
[–] FattyHater 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I came across a guy who was a legit Hells Angels member and he could barely walk. Probably about 350+ pounds. I assumed he no longer rode motorcycles because of his size. I didn't ask.
[–] freedumbz 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
That poor bike... it didn't deserve this fate.
[–] tomjohn75 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Some people feel empathy for horses that fatties try to ride.
I feel empathy for poor motorcycles - they don't even have the agility a horse has to buck someone off at low speed.
[–] shmayy [S] 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I apologize for quality, he was literally driving in an "S" pattern from one side of the lane to the other, here's a slightly better photo
[–] FattyHater 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Wow. In the origional photo I couldn't tell if he just had a lot of bags strapped to the back but in this photo you can see he is just fat.
[–] DeadpoolKillsFatties 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That backpack looks so freaking small. Its like his back is trying to eat it.
[–] poodog 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
are you sure it's not one of those trained Russian Grizzlies??
[–] Shitelord772 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
There are bold bikers and old bikers, but no bold old bikers.
Like fatties. There are fatties and elderly, but no fat elderly.
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[–] l23r 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
In some places you can drive a limited speed motorcycle without a licence plate, but then you usually aren't allowed on the highway.
[–] Bunraku 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
When you're that fat, they're all limited speed motorcycles.
[–] Xhezazarng 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
It's got one of those weird covers on it but if you zoom in you can see it just under the luggage rack.
[–] OxfordEnglishDick 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Can you imagine what it'd look like if he wiped out? Like a smear of half-melted butter.
[–] Rule_of_Cool 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It's guys like this that give all motorcyclists a bad rep. Fuck him.
[–] OnlyReadsFPH 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Ham on a Hog