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[–] NPBFatpatrol 0 points 67 points (+67|-0) ago 

She gave me the biggest shitlord boner, I would fuck the pink streak out of her hair and then go throw day old donuts at fat people with her.

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[–] FatJavalina 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago 

My shitlady boner raging right now. We need more like her in the world.

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[–] Jessee 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

She gave me a full body boner like only Ronda Rousey could before

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[–] rag_on_a_stick 0 points 36 points (+36|-0) ago 

Jesus! This is the most un-downvoatable post I have ever seen! Yet, some bacon avenger downvoated it! Show yourself! Reply to this post you donut cramming, vegetable push to the side of your plateing, extra side of ranch ordering, circling the parking lot for ten minutes so you don't have to walk 30 extra feeting, can't reach your own asshole to wiping, shoes always untied cause you can't reach your feet even though you bought Velcro sneaks so you wouldn't have to put forth the efforting, every pizza delivery guy in your area code don't even gotta ask for the address anymore pork druid! Respond to your downvoat!

Our if you have a legitimate reason why you hate this post...let's argue. I like arguments.

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[–] LordLord_IAmShitLord 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Wasn't me, but I'll play their part because I do see why I would downvoat it.

I hate this new era of super-fast-edit videos that jump from one joke to the next before you had a chance to decide if it was funny or not.

Also at the end she does say she loves everyone no matter what. Fat sympathy.

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[–] DoctorShitlord_MD 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

There's a video comment

do you use cocaine

Reply

No, my mind is just a Jamaican sprinter

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[–] BeetusDeletus 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I hate this new era of super-fast-edit videos

This, a thousand times this. I don't understand at all the appeal of these. Are people in some kind of rush to get through the video that even the tiniest pause must be removed by editing? Or does being given information as fast as you can process it hold appeal?

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[–] MuhCundishins 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

This may be unpopular but I'm sure most of you can agree with me because we're all adults with common sense. There is a time and a place to openly and deliberately shitlord. It's social suicide to shitlord with wild abandon where ever you go. You don't want to make yourself out to be a social pariah, especially around your job, close friends, and family. It just takes tact.

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[–] Gigglestick 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I had the same face when I was looking at an "abstract" piece of art.

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[–] Deathstalker 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I didn't voat but I do think she's not being tough enough on the pork druids. That's a good one c-:

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[–] Im_on 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago 

Super awesome. I love how in the comment section there is of course some hamplanet trying to explain how liquid beetus and a McBeetus are only $2 TOTAL (OMG what a deal!) so its not people's fault they consume 10,000 of each.

Unrelated note--MySubstleKnife why did you post the same video 3 times using 2 separate links?

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[–] BigBadWolf 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

McChicken burger - 348 calories Diet coke - 0 calories.

Why hams so fat if they're only spending two dollars? Oh right, they're spending $20 and eating ten.

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[–] paradox42 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

It's just more disjointed logic: "I can't afford to eat healthy like you, now give me a min while I order two pizza's and a dessert."

I just wanna shake some of the people I know and tell them, yeah I do spend $40 a week at the grocery store, but that gets me breakfast, lunch, dinner, snakes and nice coffee for a week. And it makes much better meals that always getting the cheapest fast food you can find.

Edit: snakes are staying. A snake is every shitlords spirit animal.

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[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

The comment section is full of fee-fees. "Buhuhuhu I dun wanna be fat but I am I HATE YOU YOU ARE SHAMING ME".

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[–] Seeker74 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Top comment to that video makes me want to scream, something like "I'm fat, but I don't want to be, and I'm active. . ."

Not active enough! Or you wouldn't be fat. It's pretty simple.

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[–] menstrual-clot-salsa 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

"They smelled like sausage, and I don't think they ate sausage, that's just their general aroma." Amazing. This shitlady is what the world needs.

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[–] Sydviciouz 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Who gives a shit. This is amazing.

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[–] HipsterFreak 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Yeah I felt jenna marbles vibes throughout. Meh, it's effective.

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[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I thought it WAS her at first.

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[–] Forbin 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

She reminded me of Sweet Dee Reynolds trying to make a viral video.

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[–] joshy83 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I thought this too. D:

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[–] sharkxie 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Notice how a TON of fat people in the comments jumping in on the fatshaming bandwagon...

"I'm fat too and I make fun of fat people" "As a fat person, fat people need to stop being so sensitive. Fat is not a a slur. It's an adjective. Stop being a baby." "Dear FAT People: I've been you, it can be done & you will feel so much better!" - this lardette's progress pic is just her figuring out myspace angles...

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[–] ctrlcutpaste 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

My favourite one

Becca Bankes What about Tess Holiday? She's plus size but works out and is healthy and chooses to be big and beautiful

Tess Holiday..healthy....hahahahahaha

the girl who posted that, myspace angles as far as the eye can see

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[–] HipsterFreak 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

They are so pressed in the comments. Like what do you honestly expect. No one thinks your cute, no one likes having to deal with you in public (ie air plane seats, or any transit tbh) and in all honesty the rudest, most discriminating people I have ever had to deal with have been fat people, particularly women (I've had said women give me really mean looks, have had them comment on my appearance, and treat me like I'm an absolute freak because of how I look, in public places I might add,lol) it's funny that these same women demand to be taken as beautiful special healthy creatures that do no wrong and are perpetual victims. You reap what you sow and people are feeling more and more compelled to no longer filter their thoughts about obesity. It worked for smoking (shaming etc) and it will work for obesity as soon as more and more people start feeling less compelled to censor themselves because of the SJW PC police types.

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[–] Jessee 2 points 8 points (+10|-2) ago 

use the hashtag it'll unplug our arthritis

LOL

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[–] CptnLegendary 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

unplug our arteries

But yeah that was the best part of the video haha

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