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[–] LordoftheShits 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
God, imagine waking up next to that blob of dough.
[–] freedumbz 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
To be fair, he more likely got caught in the gravitational field and can't get away rather than willingly slept with her. He probably passed out from exhaustion trying to escape.
[–] FUPA_Berzerker 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
He'll either have to feel the great shame of the chubby chaser or stop binge drinking (which might help him in more ways than not waking up next to lard monsters)
[–] Damndirtyape 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
He was attracted to the fried chicken grease that seeped out of her pores.
[–] DiggRedditVoatBlank 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Imagine if it got worse.