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[–] EdSnowden 0 points 148 points (+148|-0) ago 

"There's no way you can deadlift 400 pounds"

"Oh yeah? Hold my beer"

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[–] im_a_watertype 0 points 37 points (+37|-0) ago 

That is exactly how I imagined it.

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[–] angiology 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

oh god. i have tears from reading that.

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[–] BigBadWolf 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I always figured "oh yeah? hold my beer" would be my last words but I really hope they don't immediately precede me being crushed by a fatty.

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[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I was once part of something like that. Two of our friends wanted to squat with a bit of extra weight, so I and a friend of similar weight volounteered to piggy back. It was fun as fuck.

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[–] OnlyReadsFPH 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That sounds like a good time.

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[–] Limecicle 0 points 41 points (+41|-0) ago 

I'm going to choose to believe it did happen, but she left out the part about he was moving her to get to her fit and attractive friend.

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[–] ForgotMyName 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

I figured he just wanted a beer and she was blocking the whole bar.

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[–] Ergheis 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

left out the part where he squatted her to a cheering crowd, then threw her down triumphantly for breaking 450

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[–] Ah_Pook 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

She fell on his child. It's like those mothers who lift cars.

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[–] DarkNoobz 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

my sides

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[–] IRunVB 0 points 37 points (+37|-0) ago 

She didn't mention he was a crane operator...

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[–] Boltbeam 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Bull Dozer Einstein

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[–] ChicagoSunroof 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Maybe he had a burst of adrenaline because she sat on his normal-weight girlfriend!

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[–] Hilarious 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

6'6 strongman. To see if he could.

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[–] dontdoxxmebro 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Nope. EMS waits until the situation is safe. Nothing about that puke-beast is safe.

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[–] ALFgunslinger 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

He was also green with ripped purple shorts.

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