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[–] GregorSamsa ago 

Lol one time in Oki we were evacuated to high ground due to Tsunami warning for like 8 hours (may have been the Fukashima incident or another time, too much booze to differentiate). But it was getting dark and me and a few buddies (lances at the time (E3)) were walking to the PX to get food and more booze. In the distance we saw this obeast planatoid orbiting a matchstick Marine (skin, bones and sinew, a twig made human) and we instantly started cracking up and loudly making fun of her size and obvious dependa status. They could clearly hear us and as we got closer we realized the poor soul having its benis sucked out was a Captain. So we all went into snickering shit eating grin salutes and hustled past. The poor officer didn't say shit about the comments we were making, he probably knew it was true and was praying we'd help extricate him from the obeast.

Lots more stories if you want link me to your post and I'll dump some. I was a Marksmanship coach for a few years and had to do a couple jane wane days (wifes come out and do marine things, shooting in my case) Fucking terrifying. Obeast dependas with fucking fire arms.

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[–] Jo_fo_sho ago 

https://voat.co/v/fatpeoplehate/comments/455734 I'm on mobile so I'm not sure if I did it right.