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[–] Bunraku 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Looks like a few shots of the Private Pyle. Not limited to the military, but inexplicably included in the ranks of other physically demanding professions such as police, firefighters and EMTs.

Either the result of a slipping standard of entry requirements or some kind of tenure, the Private Pyle uses its hefty bulk to crush its natural enemy, performance records.

Whether the Pyle is bringing up the rear in an early morning march, stopping patrol every fourteen minutes to buy donuts, or causing a firetruck to bank to the left, there is a silver lining to the life span of the Pyle; they are probably the comic relief, and definitely the first to die.


[–] Mr_Wolf 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Private Pyle types use deception and other techniques including medical waivers to avoid having to attend physical fitness tests.