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[–] [deleted] 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago (edited ago)
[–] Dark_Shroud 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
And here I am thinking we should just be feeding dead people to hogs. :/
Turn those useless fatties into fertilizer and bacon.
[–] PinkXenomorph 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
That is a brilliant idea! Have an upvoat for being so wonderfully morbid.
[–] Thel3igO 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
This shitsayer speaks the truth
[–] BeetusDeletus 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Why not just throw them into the landfill or powerplant? Being sapient landfills, why should they get the same treatment as actual humans?
[–] Gimme_Shelter 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
The size of those coffins ... WTF.
[–] journalistsarelazy [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
...yeah... and to think, once the body has decomposed, it's just a skeleton in a big box with a load of fabric around it.
[–] journalistsarelazy [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Re-done
Thankyou /u/Brightness for your valuable input :)
[–] Thel3igO 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Fatties impose their cundishun on the world even after they die. That is a scary thought.
[–] I_schadenfreude ago
Burial costs were already insanely inflated anyhow so this shouldn't be a surprise.
[–] journalistsarelazy [S] ago
Morticians and others, can you think of anything missing? Like, I would have added costs, but I hadn't a clue.
Alignment on this one has gone a bit potato too, so sorry about that.
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[–] journalistsarelazy [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Great info, thanks. The bit in the top right looks weird, so the re do will mention having to buy an additional plot and pay for opening twice instead.
Oversized burial vaults and truck rental too if I can fit it.
That once in a blue moon might get more frequent the way FA is going :(