Posted by: Swoledamort
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Archived on: 2/12/2017 1:51:00 AM
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[–] Laserchalk 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
Even their "cooking" is lazy. All she did was get prepackage food and put it in a dish. She could have at least made her own cheesecake filling.
[–] Angxrs 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
But food preparation burns precious calories! You can add food prep as an exercise in MFP
[–] Secus 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
I was so sickened by this that I had to look up what was in those tubs.
Its called "Philadelphia Ready-to-Eat Cheesecake Filling"
Each tub is 24.3 oz, and 1920 kcal.
That thing used 2 of those tubs. 3840 kcal
As well as about 18 gram crackers, about 1200 kcal
As well as a 58 kitkats 3161 kcal
As well as an entire tub of chocolate frosting. 1820 kcal
So that entire fat enduing mountain of artificial flavors and sugar is a whopping 10,021 kcal
10,021 kcal
USDA says average intake for women is 1785, these fatshits would have to eat only that garbage for six days to satisfy the USDA caloric needs.
But we all know it wont take six days, those whales will devour the entire thing as soon as it comes out of the oven.
Its sickening.
[–] Bee_Y_On_D 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
My head estimate at the end of the video was 14000, but still good gravy how outrageous.
Also, the fly noise sells this, I love it.
[–] pao_is_a_tranny 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I recovered a classic for you. From the deepest corner of the internet, the 6800 calories salad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA
[–] Secus 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I think I just won't eat for the next few days.
I don't want to be reminded of this.
[–] OxfordEnglishDick 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
In the thumbnail she looks like a Muppet.
[–] ThisIsMyRealName 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
This guy's videos are all gold.
[–] wmeth 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
omg, that was fucking awesome LOL Grotesque and confusing and a little terrifying, but awesome.
[–] Jeim 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
If I even had a small tiny 1/10th size of bite of this shit. I would not feel ok till I went for a 5 mile run. Fucking christ.
[–] KJkrunch ago
I'm so happy people are noticing the beefneck videos. Just gotta pray that Richie makes new videos.
[–] Angxrs ago
That is truly an abomination.