Archived Because normal people pig out once in a while, but hams clearly pig out 24/7 (slimgur.com)
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Archived Because normal people pig out once in a while, but hams clearly pig out 24/7 (slimgur.com)
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[–] Ser_Alliser_Thorne ago
You'd need to fry the rice, offer beetus juice, and some how convince the obeast to eat the tofu. Maybe like and say it's the ultimate fat-burner. Every plate consumed burns 3 pounds of fat (or some other bullshit). Fatties will believe anything that makes them lose weight without actual work, after all.