You are viewing a single comment's thread.

view the rest of the comments →

0
0

[–] tableflipper ago 

I made tofu curry with friends last night and ate two plates of it, and that is my definition of pigging out. I bet a hamplanet would have eaten the entire fucking pot of curry and rice.

0
0

[–] Ser_Alliser_Thorne ago 

You'd need to fry the rice, offer beetus juice, and some how convince the obeast to eat the tofu. Maybe like and say it's the ultimate fat-burner. Every plate consumed burns 3 pounds of fat (or some other bullshit). Fatties will believe anything that makes them lose weight without actual work, after all.