Archived Oh my fucking god. Look what beefneck is wearing (youtube.com)
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Archived Oh my fucking god. Look what beefneck is wearing (youtube.com)
submitted ago by ShitlordLovesOreos
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[–] DerpyDoom 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
is that an elastic shower curtain?
[–] GregorSamsa 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Fucking dicks. Beat me to it. That's exactly what I thought shes got a shower curtain wrapped around her.
[–] [deleted] 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
[–] ShitArchon ago
You can see her whole mentality when she says "I'm going to throw in a little bit of garlic powder" and then dumps a ton of powder on the tomato juice.
[–] joshy83 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Listening to her talk makes me feel like I can't get any air myself. Gaaaah.
[–] ham_slice 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I can only understand about a third of what she says. The fat has taken over her vocal chords.
[–] Elcycs 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
The subtitle track would be hilarious.
[huff][huff]ah'got m'water abollin'[huff][huff]
[huff]use about a cup[huff][huff]uh'water[huff]tuh-rins-ow-muh-can[huff][huff][huff]
[–] ShitArchon 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
And it wasn't noticeable in her earliest videos. That's how I know she's gotten even fatter.
[–] benderBenditt ago
not to be derisively mean but is she mentally handicapped or something? reading the comments, it seems like everyone is pandering to her and being so supportive, is she like a special needs person????? like i feel like this is part of her schooling to fit into the world by making videos to integrate better, fuck i dont know, my crazy pills are wearing off i guess
[–] PipiPupi 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Oh god that looks so gross. I don't understand why anyone would eat that in the first place, especially alongside a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?! With peanut butter crackers?! Disgusting D:
[–] ShitArchon 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Have my upvote. I have bad memories of gagging on macaroni as a 5-year-old and my dad angrily squeezing my face. Fuck pasta forever.
Her meatloaf looked disgusting. I can't imagine anyone with actual culinary sensibilities would make that.
[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Off topic here. I've watched a couple minutes of a few of these and I have a question.
How in hell can she cook anything in that kitchen? The counters appear to be overflowing with clutter. Am I the only one around here who needs a clean work area when cooking?! I mean, I have limited counter space, but ffs, put stuff away/out of the way before you start! That's common sense. Or am I taking crazy pills?
Sorry. Personal pet peeve. Also, the way this woman gasps for air makes my skin crawl.
Edit: just realized I used the words common and sense in connection to an obese individual. Duh.
[–] ShitlordLovesOreos [S] 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
She sounds like Darth Vader on CPAP.
[–] benderBenditt 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
LOL CPAP guaranteed she has one in her bedroom. There is no way her airways are in tact when that mass lays down.
[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Haha! So true. Just nasty and fleshy sounding.
[–] ner0 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Why do you need counter space if you're just heating up canned food? She can't cook meals with multiple steps as she'll go into starvation mode if it takes longer than 10 minutes to cook.
[–] ButtarGollum 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I noticed that, literally all her food comes from boxes and cans. Salt, sugar, fat and oil. It's fucking gross. Like how hard is it to dice veggies and use something other than hot dogs for things?
[–] 32DDbitches ago
You do have a point. I don't know why I try to apply logic to the stuff these things do.
[–] ButtarGollum 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Her kitchen pisses me off. I cannot believe how gross and cluttered it is. I can only imagine that what we can't see is filthy dirty too.
[–] 32DDbitches 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Ugh. I tried so hard not to let my mind go there. All around a disgusting train wreck of a life.
[–] DessertFox 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
I'm with you on the counter. I love a clean workspace when cooking. It's almost as though I can stretch out and use all the space.
[–] 32DDbitches ago
Oh man. I'm klutzy as hell so the last thing I need is extra shit to knock over.
~ #klutzlyfe
[–] Secus 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
WTF tomato juice????
BUTTER??
ITS NOT EVEN COOKED
THE FAT FUCK HAD IT ON THE STOVE FOR THREE FUCKING MINUTES
THIS IS THE MOST PITIFUL AND DISGUSTING EXCUSE FOR A SAUCE THAT IVE SEEN.
I usually laugh at the butterhuffers, but this just made me mad.
[–] acidic_milkmotel 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
She's got a five o clock shadow going on.
[–] ShitlordLovesOreos [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Does extreme obesity elevate testosterone or something? I thought I saw a shadow too but I thought it might be actual fat shadows or just general lack of hygiene grease.
[–] ShitArchon ago
What time should I pause the video? I can't see it.