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[–] TunaAndCucumbers 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

It's ok. There's no way I could lower my standards to that level, no matter how drunk.

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[–] Chodder 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I've drunken myself into the inability to walk home almost every weekend of my college career. I have never in my life fucked a fat chick. I don't see how alcohol is used an excuse to do so.

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[–] thelittlecreature 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I'm the same... Last time I was drunk I was bitching to my bf about a patient telling me I was already skinny and didn't need to work out. I said "I'm working out so my ass doesn't look like THAT in yoga pants" while pointing to the 300lb fat next to us (it was wearing yoga pants).

Luckily it heard us, but didn't confront us.

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[–] Jessee 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Well not all of my friends are able to make good decisions when they're so drunk, but I got a good group of friends, we would never let one another go to a fat chicks apartment, we always got each others back

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[–] ritz_k 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You can still be raped - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erection#Autonomic_control . Better have a designated friend, to ward off the fatties.

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[–] YouAreNotCurvy 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

As someone in a new relationship with a salior, I see this ALL THE TIME. They deserve better :(

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[–] TinyTinaTrumpsAll 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Yupp, there's so many obeasts on base and waddling around the commissary. I shop other places just to avoid it. Most of the officers and higher who have a fat wife are fat as well though. I do know a few young sailors who married obeasts and are still fit themselves, and I'm not sure if the wife ballooned after the marriage or was fat before. On a positive note, I also know quite a few wives who are active and keep in shape after they've been married. Even with kids.

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[–] YouAreNotCurvy 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

That's what I'm so worried about in this relationship. He's a shitlord, but if he's constantly surrounded by lard...

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[–] Gimme_Shelter 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

One drink too many and you end up with that pork chop. You'll never live it down.

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[–] Wwanker 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Good side is, if you're drunk enough to pick up a fatty, you're too drunk to get a boner

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[–] Gimme_Shelter 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Lol.

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[–] Cocobango 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Quality post

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[–] Rule_of_Cool 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Never give your real name on deployment.

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[–] SkinnyVanillaLatte 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

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[–] UglyDavie 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Actually alcohol IS the medicine for regret.

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[–] InverseLardo [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Only if you never stop.

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[–] UglyDavie 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

That's the spirit.

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[–] wmeth 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

If I were drunk enough, but the ensuing alcohol poisoning would kill me instantly before anything could happen. So, it's a catch 22.

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