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[–] NewDegeneration 0 points 153 points (+153|-0) ago 

I love these kind of conversations

  • You're beautiful!

  • Sorry, not interested.

  • You're not beautiful.

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[–] Goat-fister 0 points 49 points (+49|-0) ago 

Me too. The saltiness that comes after rejection always makes me giggle.

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[–] lefthandpath 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

He's not just salty, but also aged like vinegar.

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[–] mastranios 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

That is also similar to the stench coming from him.

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[–] l23r 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Isn't mayo made with vinegar and eggs?

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[–] opinionatedduck 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Can we get past this?

Hahaha so desperate and thirsty 👅

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[–] SurfinBetty 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I can't be the only one who sorta suspected that this might be Joshua Duggar...

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[–] throbbingpianist 0 points 78 points (+78|-0) ago  (edited ago)

totally down to get a blowjob from you btw

wow this one's a keeper. A hypocritical dishonest lying creep...all wrapped up in lard.

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[–] Emperor_Palpalean 0 points 32 points (+32|-0) ago 

It was random acts of blowjob but still I agree with everything else

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[–] Slyboots 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

Wait. There was random acts of blow job subreddit and this guy pulls a hot chick that is willing to just give a blowjob (to a fit person of course) . Fuck dude, that sounds awesome

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[–] TheTrigger 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Wait, that's a thing? Uh... brb.

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[–] m4tthew 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

A fat hypocritical dishonest lying creep. Seems pretty par for the course for someone you'd meet on reddit.

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[–] fathater 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I got the sense from this that this was meant to be a hookup anyway. She didn't seem weirded out.

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[–] Brightness 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Just imagine the smell down there

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[–] SurfinBetty 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I'm guessing you have to open folds to find it in there.

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[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 48 points (+48|-0) ago  (edited ago)

So fucking lame. What did he think was going to happen when all 270 pounds of him showed up in person? I also love how he was like "You're beautiful. Wait, you don't like me? I hate you. You're not even hot. Please can we still hook up?"

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[–] HopeStillFlies 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

So fucking lame. What did he think was going to happen when all 270 pounds of him showed up in person?

I don't get this either. It's beyond the point of trying to "win me over with personality", because of the misrepresentation I know their personality is shit to boot and that they're not comfortable within themselves in the first place.

I'd walk right back out and only a person with zero self-esteem would stay. Probably what he's counting on.

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[–] closetshitlordette 0 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago 

My favorite part is how he first insults her, and then grovels at the end: "Look,"--sniffle--"can we please"--sniffle--"get past this?"

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[–] SkekUng 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

"Look, can we please get past the whole 'I'm an inconsiderate asshole' thing and get to the you-blowing-me part?"

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[–] ChicagoSunroof 0 points 28 points (+28|-0) ago 

270 would be very, very fat, for all but the biggest, tallest bodybuilder, which he isn't.

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[–] poodog 0 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago  (edited ago)

YUUUP.

I met a guy that was 330lbs... ripped to hell and back... and 7'2" (though someone else said he was closer to 7'4") but it may have been due to shoes.

old co-worker went from between 240 and 280 over the course of the 5 years I knew him, and he was 6'9" and getting more shredded every year.

You gotta be a bigger than life dude to pull those numbers.

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[–] BeetusDeletus 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

7'4"? Jesus fuck, where do you find these giants?

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[–] CakeTrap 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I can't even imagine a guy that tall and that massively muscular. I'd probably look like a doll next to him. D:

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[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

7'4?! Goddamn. I had a classmates that was somewhere around that height. He was thin as a rail, and made me feel dwarfed. Cant imagine what a musclemountain at the same height would make me feel.

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[–] Jessee 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Very much, there's only one guy at my gym who i think can pull this off, he's definitely 7' and i'm pretty sure he's around 250 because he's as massive as Dwayne Johnson

These are the guys you barely even meet

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[–] Kenyan_Fried_Bats 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I was compelled run some numbers and do the internet math on this one. Basically I factor in the fact that he's lying, and then place a numerical value to the amount of fatness he is trying to hide. The dude is at least 300.

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[–] regularfellar 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Dwayne Johnson is 6'5" and only weighs 260, if that tells you anything.

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[–] eueueu 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

Even if he wouldn't be fat, you don't want to date such a dishonest person.

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[–] Boltbeam 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

Wow what a bitch.

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[–] talones 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

Im sorry, but nobody can use the "My camera hasnt worked in months" or "that pictures at a weird angle" excuse anymore. I think its an instant indication that they are Fat and ugly.

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[–] hypercat 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Seriously. My phone was run over by a car and it still worked, the lens cracked and the damn camera still worked. It did have a nice glow after and wasn't very crisp but it worked.

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