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[–] TimTamSlam 0 points 147 points (+147|-0) ago 

unfried rice

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[–] tableflipper 0 points 153 points (+153|-0) ago 

you know you're fat and delusional when you think that rice's default state is fried

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[–] ShitlordierThanThou 0 points 56 points (+56|-0) ago  (edited ago)

That was the first thing I noticed, too. I'm pretty sure Day 1 was over 2000 calories as well.

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[–] wmeth 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Christfuck I bet it thinks fried chicken is the natural state.

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[–] hypercat ago 

It's actually a recipe that has the same ingredients as fried rice but it's cooked healthier slightly.

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[–] FPHrefugee 0 points 38 points (+38|-0) ago 

i know, isn't it just called...rice?

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[–] pugdog1 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

This is what I was thinking. "So... rice?" Unfried rice? You know rice... you know what. I'll just save my breath.

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[–] Paddington 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I wonder how many other foods she sees this way. Unfried chicken, fish without bread crumbs, fucking hell

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[–] 2042700? 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

If that's "healthy" god knows what she eats as "unhealthy"...

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[–] duannguyen 1 point 108 points (+109|-1) ago 

In her mind, she "succeeded".

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[–] ObeseRedditAdmin 1 point 61 points (+62|-1) ago 

Ugh, you're right. It makes me angry that these morons are so delusional.

On the bright side, she'l die soon.

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[–] wmeth 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Also on the bright side, she now displays a banner that says "I'm lazy, selfish, mentally ill, and lack every quality that would make me a good partner. Move along, guys!"

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[–] DeVera 0 points 31 points (+31|-0) ago 

I only hope that deep down she knows she is a failure and that she shames herself and her family.

This whole "I'm already beautiful" attitude is just a coping mechanism, she's still human and conscious of what makes people an attractive mate to the opposite sex. She cannot really believe that in her condition she's anything but a repulsive and grotesque abomination.

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[–] Calorie-Kin 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I her mind, she tried every diet and nothing helped.

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[–] wmeth ago 

Thank you.

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[–] Swoledamort 0 points 100 points (+100|-0) ago 

This was actually a challenge to @LeeLem0n a shithero of legendary renown. This post is actually missing LeeLem0n calling out said Tumblrfat on her cop out diet from day one. Bitch doesn't log a single calorie, just eats stuff it thinks is supposed to be healthy and quits after 3 days because it feels "hungry." Talk about moving the goal posts. This is why we fucking hate you. A swole disabled Marine Veteran is giving you diet advice, and you can't even make it 3 full days with out quitting, let alone crying a whale song about how hungry and hard it is. I cant wait to read this bulldozers soliloquy regarding her terminal condition.

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[–] ButtarGollum 0 points 41 points (+41|-0) ago 

Yea... its diet definitely looks like something a fatass would perceive as healthy but is actually unhealthy as fuck. Typical fatties though, thinking butter cookies, mashed potatos and chicken salad pita wrap (read: canned chicken with a shit tonne of mayo) is healthy.

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[–] didntsayeeeee 1 point 17 points (+18|-1) ago 

Fucken cottage cheese. Why?

All the calories of actual cheese, minus the taste

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[–] Fatkini 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Potatoes and bread in one meal, big surprise

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[–] Knote 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

yeaaah I thought this was familiar.

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[–] TheShittiestofLadies ago 

Also, last time, someone pointed out she just copy-pasted a meal plan from online.

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[–] foxel 0 points 55 points (+55|-0) ago 

No results after... 3 whole days?? Clearly this didn't work

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[–] fabulousalpaca 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

I ran 1 mile and I'm not instantly thin. It's not working!!!

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[–] Bunraku 0 points 42 points (+42|-0) ago 

They look like her soul trying to claw its way free of that bloated carcass of a body.

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[–] Sire 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

That is actually a very nice way to put it.

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[–] Angxrs 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

They remind me of this

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[–] elgringodelamierda 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

"My skin is breaking apart at a young age. I'm healthy."

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[–] HAESHater 0 points 34 points (+34|-0) ago  (edited ago)

"I tried to diet for 3 days cause I weigh 250 pounds. Felt hungry day 1. Didn't turn into Taylor Swift on the 2nd day so on the 3rd I thought this diet is not for me and gave up."

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[–] jigaboojivetribe 0 points 31 points (+31|-0) ago 

"Unfired rice"...Yeah that's just called "rice".

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[–] Knote 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Ooooh, this is why she listed "diet" soda so often.

And the only food quantities that were listed were the ones that were really low (8 tortilla chips).

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[–] klobos 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

And we all know it was probably more like 8 bags of tortilla chips, not 8 chips.

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[–] fupatronic 0 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago 

She was over the 2,000 calories on day two. No way she didn't have a heaping fucking helping of buttery mashed potatoes.

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[–] Radioactive_Fupalard 0 points 31 points (+31|-0) ago 

But did you consider the fact that salads have negative calories?

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[–] poky 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

There are no measurements. How many calories are in "scrambled eggs"? Is it 2 eggs or 6 eggs? Was it black coffee? How much orange juice? How much soup? What the fuck was in it? How much lemonade?

I wouldn't be surprised if she were past the 2000 after lunch, not even counting dinner and "snacks", yet she's fucking "hungrier and hungrier".

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[–] IIsAShloff 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

"B-but taters are muh vegetables.."

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