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[–] Swoledamort 1 points 64 points (+65|-1) ago 

Bro, you NEVER let a bro smash fat pussy. Never bro. That's really un-bro of you. Not only will your swolebro thank you later when he's sober for saving him, but you ALSO allowed that gravy tanker to rape your man. Worse, she thinks it was consensual and will now think she's validated in her fat disgusting behavior. You need to apologize to your buddy or allowing him to embarrass himself before Brodin, and then you need to fucking shame the shit out of him for being to drunk to prevent him self from fucking that landfill looking smut.

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[–] SkinnyMcShitlord [S] 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago 

I'm not actually a Bro myself, I'm a girl, but I promise you, I tried to lure him away from this beast!!

I wasn't the only one either! Pretty much everyone at the party tried to help him escape at one point or another. He just seems to have a thing for sea-mammals!

He only does it when drunk, the rest of the time he goes for fit girls but it seems his latent fat fetish appears when booze is involved.

The worst bit is that he literally bragged about riding this shit tip bareback when we all woke up the next day.

*shudders* My hangover was bad enough before he made me gag with his proud confession.

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[–] Swoledamort 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

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[–] Ina_Pickle 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

You mean there's a real chance he bred with that?

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[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Nooo why D: ALWAYS wrap it, goddamn

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[–] dontdoxxmebro 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I wish I had more than one upvoat to give. SO MUCH THIS!!!!

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[–] SkinnyMcShitlord [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

This photo is years old and he was proud of this the next morning!!

I think he's a lost cause...

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[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Swamp Donkey

noun

A fat woman who hangs out at bars and preys on drunk men.

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[–] Punch-Out 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Poor Bastard...why didn't you save your friend shitlord?

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[–] SkinnyMcShitlord [S] 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I tried!! Trust me! I didn't actually take the pic, someone else had my camera at the time and I just cropped this picture as I was stood to the right hand side with a look of "WTF?!" on my face.

Immediately after this picture was taken I tried to lure him away from the whale but he refused. He seems to have a thing for banging these creatures.

To my disgust (and basically the disgust of everyone at the party) we found out the next morning that this poor Bro rode the manatee bareback.

I had to fight not to puke when I found out, especially considering my hangover.

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[–] Newtonip 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

rode the manatee bareback

Is he aware that the pill doesn't work past a certain weight? I hope he did not breed it.

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[–] SkinnyMcShitlord [S] 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Trust me, everyone at the party tried to prevent this but this guy has a track record of banging fatties when drunk.

He will not be swayed from his goal.

There were many gorgeous, slim girls to choose from and he deliberately went after the whale!!

There is no saving some people.

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[–] OnlyReadsFPH 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Public shaming...it's what friends are for.

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[–] SkinnyMcShitlord [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Damn right!

This happened years ago but I didn't have anywhere to post it until now.

He deserves the shaming though as he literally bragged about riding this beast bareback when we all woke up the next morning.

Some people are not right in the head.

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[–] maxk42 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Friends don't let friends drill for whale oil.

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[–] SkinnyMcShitlord [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Read my other replies, many tried to dissuade him but he was determined...

*vomits*

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[–] dontdoxxmebro 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

NO, you must stop him. Throw yourself into the mess. Friends never let friends fat. Uggg so disgusting.

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[–] SkinnyMcShitlord [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

See my other replies! I tried and so did many others. He chose this and then bragged the next morning. So gross!

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[–] dontdoxxmebro 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Then he does not deserve his muscles, nor the temple in which he developed them. I am so sorry brother.

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[–] NikoMyshkin 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

why does your name contain shitlord when you're a shitlady?

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[–] Ina_Pickle 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Friends don't let friends drink and corpulate.

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[–] CakeTrap 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Her calf fat is stretching those boots to the limit. Shiiiiit

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[–] SkinnyMcShitlord [S] 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

You should have seen it in person.

She decided to "drop it low" a few times that night. Those leggings turned to glass and the boots were begging for mercy.

It was not a pretty sight!

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