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[–] xxliftheavyxx 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
Kinda sad. It's embarrassing that is one of the first things other countries think about when they think of the good ol' USA.
[–] rudik 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
But are we wrong?
[–] PaoPeopleHate 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
NO! As someone who just visited a state fair, you are not wrong.
[–] RapidLynx 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Not at all given the statistics. But I take advantage of the stereotype positively. When I'm abroad, people are surprised when I open my mouth to speak to realize I'm American because their instant assumption is that I'm not because I'm not fat. I just take it in stride as a compliment that I'm a positive representation of my country rather than the obeasts that constantly give us a shitty reputation.
[–] CatNamedJava ago
Yes we are only numvber 2. Take that Mexico
[–] Wolfeh2015 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
So... aliens would literally just have to do nothing and wait?
[–] skele 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
The shock of an alien invasion would just give all the fats heart attacks. 2ez
[–] theunrighteous 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Land of the Hams; Home of the Beetus.
[–] Elmaldito ago
Land of the Free (refills)
[–] SexySexySkeletor 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I don't get the title. Farming hurt fee-fees?
[–] aden [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I just assumed if aliens attacked us they would want to use us for fuel or slaves or something.
Or in the case of the movie pictured, y'know, food.
[–] SexySexySkeletor 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Thanks for clarifying mate. That's pretty funny.
[–] Hannabis ago
Butterhuffers wouldn't be useful as slaves or fuel, they're lazy and full of trans fats.