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[–] Size0YogaPants 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
My first year at Uni, there was an absolute heifer, I mean legitimately wider than she was tall, who lived in a block of flats near me. We had gates around the halls, that you needed to swipe your card to get through. I would quite often follow the fatty home (My gym was near the supermarket) trying to suss what was in her bags (frozen pizza, white bread and jars of stuff, usually) and watching as she had to swipe her card, pick her bags up, turn sideways to get through, then continue. I went to a top five uni in my country. I didn't think that clever people would let them get themselves to the point of not fitting through doors.
Pick a few girls that are on the upper end of normal now, and watch them gain weight to the point of losing their humanity over first year. I used to call it whale watching, and give myself points for the ones that I guessed correctly.