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[–] TunaAndCucumbers 0 points 45 points (+45|-0) ago 

Double cheeseburgers!

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[–] ThisIsMyRealName 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

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[–] Chronicallydieting 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Don't forget double standards:

"Honor muh curves! Big is beautiful! Everyone should be attracted to me! But oh, sorry... I'm not into fat guys."

Edit: whoops, you did. My bad.

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[–] BeetusCrisco [S] 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

Don't forget they DEMAND their potential suitors to be tall.

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[–] MathunBeag 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

and double portions.

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[–] whalesongmakesmyday 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

dont forget double chins !

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[–] BigBoss 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

double human weight

Gross underestimation.

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[–] 1982 0 points 36 points (+36|-0) ago 

Funny how they all lack cellulite and the typical fatty tissue irregularities.

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[–] Honey_Badger 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Mmmmm... fat seeping through skin ruptures. That's attractive!

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[–] Monsterbox 0 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago 

Archive Link: https://archive.is/rMc2O

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[–] edgelord 1 points 19 points (+20|-1) ago 

Fedora? Cuck? I could see beta. But seriously, what the hell is up with this schizophasia?

So this guy got famous for making (for him) jerk-off material? Why?

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[–] Boltbeam 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Fedora comes from the similar but older stereotype of the "nice guy" neckbeard.

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[–] BiscuitFever 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Fedora's are made fun of because of all the landwhale neck beards that wore them. It was mainly popularized by reddit back when it wasn't a total shit hole.

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[–] BeetusCrisco [S] 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Turbo-beta white knights are delightfully stereotyped as rocking the neckbeard, the wolfshirt and the fedora, the last of which they tip at their maidens to win points as male feminists. M'lady!

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[–] edgelord 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Oh, okay. I get it.

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[–] TheTrigger 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Mfw beta white knights try to convince other people that fatties look "better" than their actually good looking counterparts.

Ew.

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[–] wmeth 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I have this nice photo of a turd ball holdoing a sign that says "I need feminism because pretending to care gets me laid"... But I just got back from the gym and am too fucking lazy to upload it :P

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[–] MuhCundishins 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Wow. Fuck this world

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[–] AngryInsomniac 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

So much wrong there. What kind of man has a "celebrity crush"? Further, what kind of man seeks out someone to produce a fake image of said crush as a gross blob? It's hard for me to imagine that actually happening. My readings on FPH tend to indicate that even hams would prefer to date a fit person.

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[–] Boombaby5000 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I think he is a feeder. The photoshop is his way of getting his sick kicks without having to hurt someone. But it probably is only a matter of time until he tries that shit in real life with a real human.

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[–] wmeth 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Oh I bet he chokes it to fat bitches choking down doughnuts.

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[–] Agitprop 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

He's probably drowning in SJW pussy now. /s

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[–] BeetusCrisco [S] 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Rancid, sweaty hairy SJW pussy.

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[–] Agitprop 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

And literal drowning.

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[–] wmeth 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Yep, and he can have every last one of those creampuffs.

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