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[–] FreshBakedCondishuns 0 points 42 points (+42|-0) ago 

Thin privilege is not chafing holes into your pants with your disgusting mayo-filled thighs. How do they not start fires with all that friction?

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[–] Allimania 0 points 44 points (+44|-0) ago 

Its all well lubricated by sweat and other fluids.

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[–] tom908 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

Aw fuck... here, have my upvoat.

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[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Why

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[–] LegendarySock [S] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

If they did, they would smell of fried bacon

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[–] jmoney 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I don't think that's how it works. I don't think burning flesh smells like bacon.

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[–] HowNowPaoCow 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That's just it. They move slowly and seldomly.

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[–] thenthingsgotworse 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

They are above such petty things as physics.