So I forgot to bring lunch to work today, and my office is in the middle of the boonies. Because of the location I was forced to either do without lunch, or go to the "coffee" shop in the lobby. Sadly, I decided to go to the shop (I was hungry ok), and ended up getting one of those sausage egg & cheese biscuit things.
The thing turned out to be rather nasty; it was almost pure beetus. I seriously could not stomach more than two bites. Disgusted, I started to throw the thing away. As I was turning around I saw one of the office sacks of suet talking to a cube neighbor. (One of those fatties who's fupa hangs under their T-shirt.) At the same time HE saw what I had, and you could see the horror in his eyes as he realizes what I intended to do.
He bellows (they never seem to have inside voices for some reason), "Are you gonna finish that?!" And before I can even react he snatches it from my hand, then proceeds to inhale it right there in the cube-hall. Then he eyes me as if expecting more, before shuffling off. My cube neighbor and I were simply at a loss for words afterwards.
I mean seriously, how fucking trashy can you get?
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[–] VegetarianZombie1 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
I'd let HR know about that. For all Lardo knew, you were just walking over TOWARDS the trash with no intention of actually THROWING IT AWAY. So it's pretty much like he stole food right out of your hands.
[–] j095 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Even though that's not what happened pretend it is.
[–] caddy 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
"And he thinks I'm underweight anyway so I'm being oppressed!"
Fucking turn the tables on their fat asses.