So I forgot to bring lunch to work today, and my office is in the middle of the boonies. Because of the location I was forced to either do without lunch, or go to the "coffee" shop in the lobby. Sadly, I decided to go to the shop (I was hungry ok), and ended up getting one of those sausage egg & cheese biscuit things.
The thing turned out to be rather nasty; it was almost pure beetus. I seriously could not stomach more than two bites. Disgusted, I started to throw the thing away. As I was turning around I saw one of the office sacks of suet talking to a cube neighbor. (One of those fatties who's fupa hangs under their T-shirt.) At the same time HE saw what I had, and you could see the horror in his eyes as he realizes what I intended to do.
He bellows (they never seem to have inside voices for some reason), "Are you gonna finish that?!" And before I can even react he snatches it from my hand, then proceeds to inhale it right there in the cube-hall. Then he eyes me as if expecting more, before shuffling off. My cube neighbor and I were simply at a loss for words afterwards.
I mean seriously, how fucking trashy can you get?
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[–] SeigneurdesEtrons 1 point 12 points 13 points (+13|-1) ago
Than grabbing fatty food out of a coworker's hand and gobbling it?
Off the cuff, you'd have to stoop to some sort of coprophiliac Port-A-Potty-diving to get close, but I'm a little squeamish to go into any real details.
[–] HP48GX 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I have no way of knowing whether I've met a coprophiliac yet (and boy, am I glad...) but I have a suspicion that such a person would hold no self-delusions that what he does is somehow... not disgusting. They probably know it (and that is why they hide it) but can't hold their urges: they need it... but they try to remain self-respecting by keeping their shit private.
Coprophiliacs are more worthy persons that fatsos.
[–] SeigneurdesEtrons 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Comparing literal shit-eaters to fats and making them shine in comparison?
...seriously, that's some top-decile shitlording there son. Well done.