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[–] GhostPoop 0 points 140 points (+140|-0) ago 

Weight Watchers is investigating the cause of the incident.

kek

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[–] squat 0 points 69 points (+69|-0) ago 

The cause is thin privilege.

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[–] lefthandpath 0 points 50 points (+50|-0) ago 

Gravity is a shitlord.

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[–] wut 0 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago 

Oppressive gravity

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[–] MaunaLoona 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Time to pass a law banning gravity.

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[–] Llibby 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Maybe they should be watching... their weight.

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[–] the_spectre 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

F = mg

Mystery solved.

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[–] baddreamstonight 0 points 68 points (+68|-0) ago 

That is pure fucking gold.

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[–] vordster 0 points 64 points (+64|-0) ago 

No wonder, the floor was built by the patriarchy.

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[–] TunaAndCucumbers 0 points 46 points (+46|-0) ago 

And they literally smashed it.

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[–] retardedchicken5a 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

I'm expecting at least one of the fat retards to sue the designers of the building for not building it strong enough for "normal" people.

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[–] Chance 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Just wait, I guarantee they're going to try to sue/blame whoever was in charge of constructing it.

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[–] Strikingearth 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

"I'm just a good as a contractor as anyone else! I have a medical condition that prevents me from doing what all the other contractors do. #effyoursafetystandards"

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[–] bfriend13 0 points 41 points (+41|-0) ago 

Really, Weight Watchers is investigating the cause of the incident? And it only took 20 people plus a few more to cause the collapse. That article needed pics.

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[–] caesah 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

Or a video.

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[–] anddicksays 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

or a seismograph

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[–] WhatTheFat 0 points 36 points (+36|-0) ago 

You can't even make this shit up. My god, this is fantastic. You know they'll blame the floor though.

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[–] netmndr35 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago 

These floors needs to really start accepting a different definition of beauty. /s

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[–] Fuck_Reddit_2015 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

The floor is a hater. It doesn't understand their cundishuns.

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[–] Ziekk 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Okay, I hate to do this, but...The Simpsons did it. Season 26, Episode 13. He learns about a HAES type meeting, and his first question is "I have so many questions for you. First of all, is this floor reinforced?"

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[–] SouthPark 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The Simpsons have already done everything.

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[–] speshul_snowflake 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Is it wrong that I laughed my ass off when I read this? Don't care really. There is karma. Wonderful.

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[–] im_a_watertype 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Of course it's not wrong. It's hilarious!

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[–] NikoMyshkin 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

no mate I literally sprayed spit at my computer I was laughting so hard at some of these comments. I love you all, fucking hilarious comments. Gravity is a shitlord - just pure comedic genius.

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[–] Portlicide 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

SWEDEN needs weight watchers? What is this world coming to??!!

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[–] 21hcoop 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Probably because Sweden is so full of SJW types, who usually need to lose weight because of their toxic fatlogic.

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[–] xpooksie 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Thankfully they are still a minority. Sweden is pretty into health and fitness, so the fatties REALLY stick out from the crowd. We are for the most parts as beautiful as we are rumored to be.

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[–] In_Cog_Nito 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I remember this from a few months ago, but just checked the date of the article: 03/18/2010 Really?

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