Archived Maybe if you didn't shovel garbage down your hole every 15 minutes, you could be attractive! (slimgur.com)
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Archived Maybe if you didn't shovel garbage down your hole every 15 minutes, you could be attractive! (slimgur.com)
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[–] wildSHITLORDappeared 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
What? That's not even true, fat girls are not hot when they wear lingerie, makeup and sultry expressions. There is only one thing a fat girl can do to look hot: lose weight.
[–] ctrlcutpaste 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Are you trying to tell me this is not hot!
[–] ForgotMyName 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
That's staying blue. My eyes have seen enough.
[–] tom908 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I've been scarred too many times to click this link.
[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I mean, how does that work? Do the panties just not even touch her vag and instead bypasses it via her fupa?
[–] thenthingsgotworse 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The panties which go over the fupa, with it peeking out underneath... well, rather calmly walking out and gawking full bore.
And yet, those eyes saying "fuck yeah, I'm sexy!".
I'd say it's a work of performance art.
[–] knitshitlady [S] 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
And you're still ugly just because some fatty sympathizer gives you a pity fuck.
[–] Phillyshitlord 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Fat people use outliers as the basis of their self image of their hotness. Most people use the average.
[–] OnlyReadsFPH 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
It isn't a man's fault that he doesn't find you attractive.
[–] aftertherisotto 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Where are they getting the idea that anyone wants to see them in lingerie?
[–] thenthingsgotworse 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
More importantly, where do they get rid of it?
[–] tom908 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Pretty damn sure we don't want them to sexually overcompensate. In fact if they can wear as much clothes and be as little seen a s possible that would be great.
[–] SurgicalShitlord 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
This just popped into my head when I read your comment. Well done.
[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Only solution?
Personally, I'd prefer more modesty instead. I hear burkas are in fashion. Maybe try that.
[–] ForgotMyName 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I think they said "final solution". You heard it here first folks - All of the HAES and fat-acceptance people are anti-semitic! Spread the word!
[–] KJkrunch 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I hope tumblr just straight up dies someday. I want this echo chamber taken away from these idiots.
[–] Grave_Mercy 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I always find that hilarious, like fats are notoriously "feminist" (I say that with quotes because we all know that is NOT real feminism) yet they use a man's desire for them as validation that they have value. No matter how confident, cute, and sexy they claim they are it's all "sexual overcompensation".