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[–] baddreamstonight 0 points 209 points (+209|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Did....did this fully grown ham just get jealous that a Disney princess character was talking to little kids? You know, the little kids that the movie was made for?

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[–] ForgotMyName 0 points 119 points (+119|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I went to a place designed for children and it was full of people catering to children! :'( abloobloo. They should know by my mass that I'm the center of the universe.

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[–] baddreamstonight 0 points 39 points (+39|-0) ago 

"The world is supposed to revolve around me! And only me! How dare those children exercise their thin privilege!"

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[–] Tbear05 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Ha!

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[–] TheShitlordBellossom 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

abloobloo

yo... this is the perfect onomatopoeia to describe how fat people cry

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[–] byebyethrow001 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

:'( abloobloo

I died reading that part!

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[–] WileyECryote 0 points 43 points (+43|-0) ago 

Came here to say this.

Also, aren't hog-goblins usually villians in the Disney universe?

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[–] baddreamstonight 0 points 36 points (+36|-0) ago 

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[–] ShitArchon 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Keep in mind, we're talking about Tumblr here. Lots of twentysomethings into boring Disney shit. I know this because they complain about how it's "whitewashed" and they never complain about media they don't consume and have an emotional investment in.

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[–] NPBFatpatrol 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

You know fatty was expecting to hit it off and have a day of magic (mostly eating) with the actresses. So much delusion.

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[–] Nintendard 0 points 114 points (+114|-0) ago 

It sounds like Anna was just doing her freaking job. The character interactions are primarily for the children. Why do fats have such a weird obsession with things made for children?

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[–] vordster 0 points 56 points (+56|-0) ago 

When you're selfish like fats are they tend not to grow up and face reality.

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[–] AthleticSharts 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Which is why they're so used to being coddled and told they are special snowflakes. Also why they think it's everyone else's job to not offend them.

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[–] tableflipper 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Which is why they cry like children all the time at the slightest provocation.

Seriously though, where did the "big girls don't cry" mentality of the 90s go?

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[–] crimsonpowder 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

They never grew up. They are children. I tried to crank through a pillowcase of halloween candy when I was a child but my parents said no. Imagine being physically fully grown but still having the same mental machinations.

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[–] FPHrefugee 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

IDK, I like Disney too, and I'm an adult.

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[–] Nintendard 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I like Disney too, but I wouldn't go to Disney Land and expect the character actors to pay more attention to me than the children.

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[–] wmeth 0 points 48 points (+48|-0) ago 

As opposed to "roll models"? hahaha eh eh?

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[–] redoingit 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Roll models! slaps knee get outta here you!

You're great

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[–] Nofatpeople 0 points 45 points (+45|-0) ago 

I hope that this one is legitimately retarded, it is the only explanation that makes any sense. Why would an adult seek out interaction with a character, playing an animated character at a kids theme park?

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[–] twitch1982 0 points 40 points (+40|-0) ago 

Because they tend to be smoking hot. I don't know why a straight woman would do it though.

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[–] DantesThirdCircle 0 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago 

Can confirm. A friend of mine from work auditioned to be a character and was offered a job. They will absolutely weigh you, put you in the outfit, and you have to act the part. And they will absolutely kick you out if you're a fat fuck or have a shitty personality, which normally go hand in hand.

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[–] la_fupacabra 1 points 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

This is exactly the reason why, at the Cinderella's castle dinner, my SO told me to get him with pictures of the princesses when they came to our table. They were just all so fuckin' hot man, I wasn't even mad.

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[–] FPHrefugee 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Because it's fun, fun picture for your wall or something, souvenir, etc. But you wouldn't take it too seriously, and not get jealous talking to kids, because hey that's what they are there for.

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[–] speshul_snowflake 0 points 41 points (+41|-0) ago 

We need more inspirational stories like this...

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[–] mastranios 0 points 34 points (+34|-0) ago 

Why didn't she just explain to Anna HAES?

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[–] Circumlocutious [S] 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

hahaha

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[–] Chicup 0 points 30 points (+30|-0) ago 

We did Disney a few months ago and Elsa and Anna were awesome with my kids there, if anything they took too much time and held up the line, as there were other kids waiting. Any adult wanting to meet some college intern dressed like a cartoon character has major issues.

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[–] Hannabis 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

Good!! Add Anna & Elsa to the honorary shitladies list.

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[–] fuckredditcensorship 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

We should have a running list. Celebrities, characters, well-known figures, etc who are on our side and helping to fight the good fight.

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[–] ShitArchon 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Starting with Meme Roth and Dr. Jon, of course.

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