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[–] Sire 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Maybe, just maybe it got caught in the drainage system, and by pure chance got the lard-drain pipe attached to its condushuns-hole. Not its fault whatsoever, but now the poor, poor porter just saved the waterpark by dislodging the tub, and now has to ship it back to whomever will claim its genetics.