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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
Unfortunately, most of these hams reproduce before they die of obesity-related illnesses, and pass on their disgusting eating habits to their offspring.
We need to start a shitlord/shitlady breeding program.
[–] Swole_is_life 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Well, they do have trouble both with fertility and simply having sex as it's pretty hard for two hamplanets to get tab A into slot B.
Then you also see them not really taking care of their kids. Every time I see a kid running around near a road or other place that is not good for a kid to be running around, the parent is a ham. Most often clutching a beetus drink of some sort.
It is also very much like an STD. You pretty rarely see a couple where one is fat and the other not turn into two normals. Much, much more often the normal one turns into a ham.
[–] PCOSBelle 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I'm all for eugenics if there's no racial element.
[–] eyeballfrog 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Eugenics always leads to problems if there's not an objective measurement standard. Thankfully, body fat percentage is very easy to measure and fairly uncontroversial. This could work.
[–] CatGoblin 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Many if not most hams rely on food stamps to finance their massive food consumption. I recall Singapore instituted a program that allowed people to get money in exchange for getting a vasectomy or their tubes tied instead of a welfare state, and that may be a reason for their very low obesity rate.