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[–] theepilepticferret 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Unfortunately, most of these hams reproduce before they die of obesity-related illnesses, and pass on their disgusting eating habits to their offspring.

We need to start a shitlord/shitlady breeding program.

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[–] Swole_is_life 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Well, they do have trouble both with fertility and simply having sex as it's pretty hard for two hamplanets to get tab A into slot B.

Then you also see them not really taking care of their kids. Every time I see a kid running around near a road or other place that is not good for a kid to be running around, the parent is a ham. Most often clutching a beetus drink of some sort.

It is also very much like an STD. You pretty rarely see a couple where one is fat and the other not turn into two normals. Much, much more often the normal one turns into a ham.

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[–] PCOSBelle 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I'm all for eugenics if there's no racial element.

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[–] eyeballfrog 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Eugenics always leads to problems if there's not an objective measurement standard. Thankfully, body fat percentage is very easy to measure and fairly uncontroversial. This could work.

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[–] CatGoblin 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Many if not most hams rely on food stamps to finance their massive food consumption. I recall Singapore instituted a program that allowed people to get money in exchange for getting a vasectomy or their tubes tied instead of a welfare state, and that may be a reason for their very low obesity rate.