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[–] Ham_Taro 0 points 61 points (+61|-0) ago  (edited ago)

That was the nicest, sweetest, and most genuine reply that she could have received. I noticed all but one of its photos were MySpace angles, the only one showing her full whalesong was (appropriately) the one on the beach. What a nasty, self-important piece of shit she is. I hope "Simon" told her to go fuck herself. I am completely disgusted and if I see this pop up on my own feed I will let out the full ragebeast and be at least one friend lighter.

ETA: I didn't even consider that this asshole made it all up. Fucking fatties.

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[–] MahLardy 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago 

Agreed, that beach picture is a major revelation. If she thinks she is only 20 lbs overweight, she's delusional.

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[–] Ham_Taro 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Maybe one of her legs..

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[–] fathater 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Even if it was true, a person can easily lose 20lbs in 2 months if they put their mind to it. 2 months, that's nothing. She has zero excuses for being a cow.

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[–] Dennissystem 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

the hilarious part is that all her pictures are designed to hide her obesity. She is trying to hid it to catfish men. When she is called out on it, she acts like she is some empowered woman, and that ultimately the man was not anything special.

This is clearly evident with the "PS you aren't 5'11'' comment.

But the reality is that height is based on "muh genetics". where as weight it totally in your own control.

She is shallow and a heifer.

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[–] Swole_is_life 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I didn't even consider that this asshole made it all up. Fucking fatties.

It's either that or she found white King Arthur. This is way beyond even regular white knighting.

But of course, applying Occam's Razor makes it easy to see this is made up. It hits literally every fat fantasy, including "you're amazing in every single way possible but fat, so I can't date you because society says fat is bad."

Also notice how the only people who brag about all the hot dates/sex they have more than teenage boys is obese women.

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[–] Sosacms 0 points 50 points (+50|-0) ago 

Holy shit, that is the most bullshit thing I've ever read. I'm supposed to believe a guy text a fat chick after meeting her?

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[–] Fishgoose 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

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[–] Boyakasha 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Yeah she dreams of hot guys writing her letters like this. And only 20lbs overweight? Bull shit. Even the writing style of both letters are similar.

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[–] Ham_Taro 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Ahhh... I didn't even consider that. You're right. It probably made it all up for a planet jerk of buttered tears and fee fees.

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[–] Goat-fister 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Agreed. Who the fuck writes an essay like that after one date?

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[–] JustTruthful 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Gender guesser says the writer is a female almost certainly. So yes, you're right.

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[–] Shitelord772 0 points 44 points (+44|-0) ago 

I've seen this before. I'm convinced it belongs on thathappened.

Aspiring blogger? Check.

Instantly tapping into the Tubblr zeitgeist, guaranteed to go viral? Check.

And someone ran "his" message through a writing analysis that determined high probability it was written by a female, which would seem obvious, anyway. Most guys won't wax philosophical like that, especially after one date and it's a rejection.

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[–] RedditcansuckaFupa 0 points 31 points (+31|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Yup. All the praise like her great face, personality, humor etc., but she was fat, and so he wasn't interested. It's the image hams have of themselves. Of course they are perfect creatures, with just a bit of 'blubber'. If someone is not interested, they must have liked everything, but society, or the patriarchy, must have told them its wrong to date fat women. It's not that they are narcissistic 'persons' with a superiority complex, it must be the one thing which is easily seen by looking at them. Not the one you would have actually talk to them (or read their complete bullshit.)

Now that I think of it: "(would have such a) pretty face", "funny", "smart" are all the things thin friends would go tell her, since "You actually look good" is simply even less believable. So TL;DR we have to deal with bullshit like this, because there are not enough shitlords out there telling hams the truth.

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[–] Googlygoink 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

The thing that gave it away for me was when 'he' said: if you were a slip of a girl.

He's saying he prefers skinny people then uses a term that's mildly insulting about them?

Also if you want to get the best person for you, you need to be the best person for them, and that can mean losing weight.

Also who wants to marry someone that doesn't care about their health?

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[–] Samchay6 0 points 39 points (+39|-0) ago 

100% bullshit. The most ridiculous piece of fiction I've ever read. Way to stand up to your imaginary boyfriend, you've really given hope to all the delusional young swampdonkeys

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[–] hams_in_the_air_now 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago  (edited ago)

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[–] xXxWIRExXx 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Quite impressed with your analysis.

It did seem suss. +1

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[–] Dodgy 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

She is working on losing weight, so she knows she doesn't look good.

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[–] Monsterbox 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Hackerfactor is awesome. Never seen the Gender Guesser before...

Have an upvoat for introducing me to a badass new tool!

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[–] dontdoxxmebro 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Eww, her body is so round, it is one big round nasty curve.

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[–] NPBFatpatrol 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

That man from tinder? Adolf Einstein.

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[–] dildonkers 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

$100 dollar notes fell from the sky as God clapped.

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[–] Gigan 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

That dude took a long time to say, "You're fat, it's unattractive."

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[–] Sosacms 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Might as well say it, that's all she hears anyway. That's my problem with PC police, if saying "I'm not attracted to you" gets the same reaction as saying "MoOoo". Why not just say it?

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[–] iFuckingHateFatties 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

This absolutely did not happen

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[–] SirNibbles 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

But why would she lie? Fatties don't seek attention to try to compensate for their horrific bodies.

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[–] mk46gunner 1 point 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

Seriously? You really think someone would do that, just go on the internet and tell lies?

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