[–] [deleted] 0 points 58 points (+58|-0) ago 

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[–] theepilepticferret 1 points 62 points (+63|-1) ago 

The patriarchy's

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[–] moistFUPAcheeze 0 points 79 points (+79|-0) ago 

The pastryarchy

hehe

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[–] the_spectre 1 points 13 points (+14|-1) ago 

It's part of the patriarchy, fuckface!

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[–] Tinker_Bell 1 points 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

Well, of course. When in doubt, blame the patriarchy. That must be in their manual somewhere.

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[–] FattyHater 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

That's a lot easier said than done. The most I've ever eaten while trying to gain lean mass was somewhere around 3600 - 3800 calories per day, and I was pretty much eating constantly while awake. It takes a lot of effort and dedication to eat that much clean food, I really doubt anyone could do it by accident on a consistent basis.

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[–] Knote 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Let's not kid ourselves lol, they don't eat that clean.

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[–] theunrighteous 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

They obviously don't eat that clean. It's hard work to put in 3,000 clean calories.

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[–] Fuck_SRS 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You expect these fucks to be able to do math?

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[–] EarlPoncho 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

condishuns fault

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[–] ICanWipeMyOwnAss 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

It's the fork/spoons fault, of course!

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[–] Gimme_Shelter 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

An enlightened porker. Excellent, FPH is working. Keep up the good work everyone!

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[–] IndustrialHarlequin 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

High fives all around!

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[–] FruityRumpusAsshole 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Thank you, Jack

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[–] Gimme_Shelter 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

:-)

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[–] dragonpenis 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago  (edited ago)

God, I fucking hate the SJW passive aggressive shit.

Do they ever make a straightforward statement? They never quantify their statement, never fucking cite their sources and for fuck's sake they can't say shit without invoking some sanity twisting shrilling harpy bullshit.

This is why men go insane after 30 3 years of marriage.

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[–] BFG10mnw 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

If could up vote twice, I would.

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[–] running-shitlord 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Is that a back shot or a front shot? No bones to tell which way it's facing

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[–] EdSnowden 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

I think it's a back, but that's only because of the way its claws are oriented.

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[–] Angxrs 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

the way its trotters are oriented

FTFY

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[–] Raylan 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Its body is entirely made of fat, it can bend its appendages in every direction.

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[–] lefthandpath 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Fatty who eats too much says, "You probably just think I eat too much?!"

It is self-satire instead of self-help.

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[–] SurgicalShitlord 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Partially. Now can we teach them to stop taking goddamn photos of their flab? We don't need proof piggies, we can see it even with clothes on.

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[–] Banterbury 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Well it's not wrong. At least we know they are capable of listening

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[–] 1833676 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Y....yes? Yes.

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