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[–] nomasgorditos 0 points 28 points (+28|-0) ago 

On MRI scans we should just dismiss the results. "Brain tumor?? No, you're BEAUTIFUL the way you are!!"

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[–] Lord_Of_The_Shit 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Hey, she's just 'Big-brained'. More to love?

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[–] Usualsuspect 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

You Probably Have Diabetes You Can't Possibly See Your Genitals You Are Hurting Me, Please Get Off Of Me You Are Sure There Is Only One Person on the Scale?

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[–] knitshitlady 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

the feet don't have any bone or vein definition. hams detected

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[–] Boltbeam 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That's the point.

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[–] Fatkini 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

If you're fat and have a dog (or other high energy/high maintenance species) you are absolutely not a good animal parent.

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[–] Nahfuckreddit 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

To them, loving someone or something means feeding them.

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[–] FattyHater 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

"It says this life raft only supports 400lbs... How much do you weigh?"

"I'm a loving pet owner".

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[–] anticlutch 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

... Really dumb is LIKE really smart.

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[–] SilentMaster 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Mine would say: "Your internal organs are fine." "You're not going to die." "You don't need prescription drugs." "You won't be hospitalized any time soon." "Your joints are humming along." "Weight is just a number...that should fall within a small range based on your height, and yours is spot on. Good job."

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[–] l23r 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

As if they could bend over to paint their toenails!

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