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[–] nomasgorditos 0 points 30 points (+30|-0) ago 

Genius. They should have those at airports too.

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[–] Raylan 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

If you can't fit in that seat you need off Planet Earth, stat.

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[–] BingoButts 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

When leaving earth for space ever extra pound is incredibly costly. Loading rockets with Hamplanets and returning them to orbit around the sun is too expensive. Unfortunately we've got to dispose of them here. I know the Russians made some kerosene powered rockets... If we can render their mass into fuel...

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[–] Raylan 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I suspect fat is too slow-burning to power a rocket. Even on fire, they're useless.

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[–] IRunVB 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

At the Busch Gardens in Virginia they have extra rows of seating for hams. I haven't been in a little while but I think the sign says something like "to accommodate our larger guests".

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[–] Humptysdump_1 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

It is usually one seat in a center row of a coaster but yeah, most rides have a special fatass seat or car. I have watched as a whole ride has to be shut down while 3 employees have to try and push down on a bar or harness to try and lock it because the ham doesn't fit. It is disgusting to watch them try and wiggle the fat rolls around to into the seat like jello filling in all open areas.

I love going to theme parks, but the amount of disgusting fatasses riding around in motorized scooters is getting worse every year. At Disney, they call themselves "Pooh Sized" like it is cute or something. And it isn't just one, usually it is a whole family, all fat 2 or 3 on scooters riding around like they don't care about anyone else.

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[–] shannibearstar 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Ive seen an obeast scream and literally shove the poor teenage girl trying to fit his fatass into the cart on The Beast ride at Kings Island. He didnt fit at all. She said that she was sorry but he could not ride for his safety.

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[–] tootsuite 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Gross

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[–] PommesPanzerSperre 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Did imgur disable the comments? o_O

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[–] Swole_is_life 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I wonder how long it would take the park workers to fix it if you taped a sign reading "ass fat" over "body dimensions".

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[–] Humptysdump_1 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

It would be found pretty fast. Fat people are easily offended and would start complaining right away. But the real reason to not do it is cameras. Security cameras would see you and you would get kicked out.

The best thing to do is show how offended you are towards them. You know how fatties cough when walking 25 feet past a smoking area? Just do the same to them. Fat shaming needs to be more prevalent.

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[–] Speshul_Sn0wflake 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I like to point and then puff out my cheeks real big. Gets my point across really well and since I don't need to talk, I can do it in the car & from far distances and they'll get the message.

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[–] praivo 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Go try it :-)

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[–] FattyHater 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I wonder how long until amusement parks "upgrade" their rides to "accommodate guests with certain body dimensions"? Hopefully never.

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[–] knitshitlady 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

hams' mass creates so much more momentum and increases forces on them so much that physicists probably can't make rides that won't kill them. physics: the ultimate shitlord

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[–] ThinBlondeBeast 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I wonder how much the average weight has to increase before people start dying because the engineers of these rides will underestimate the pitiful state of humanity.

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[–] SevereHeebieJeebies 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

God its been 4 fucking years, and the nation has only gotten fatter. But I guess by now they would have just widened the seat and reinforced the tracks...

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[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I remember seeing those at Universal and thinking "Lol fatties". And then being held up by an obeast who was too fat to ride.

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