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[–] ISBbaby 0 points 16 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago (edited ago)
Gotta love the extremes - if you can't buy chips and cake, you'll obviously have to cook a three course meal totally from scratch. It's not like you could buy relatively healthy foods that simply require 15-25min in the oven or even a few in the microwave.
[–] ghostofsaltmarsh1989 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Gah, so much this. You can check off all the typical excuses reading the replies.
[–] AttackHelicopter 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Are you trying to tell me there's a place I can go and buy healthy food that I don't have to grow/slaughter for myself? What is this magical place that you speak of called?
[–] ISBbaby 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I mean, it's just something I've heard about, not sure if it's legit, but I think they're called.. groc.. grocery stores? Something like that. Apparently they have food that you can just.. make!
[–] rompele 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
These fucking idiots. Yes, EBT (aka our tax money gibs) definitely should be used for only healthy food. If you want to get fat, do it on your own dime. You see, what these absolute morons don’t understand is that you don’t in fact need to be a chef or make three course meals (news flash: Nobody does this at home except for a special occasion).
This highlights the inability of fat idiots to think ahead and plan. It’s a lot easier to complain that healthy food takes too long to prepare when you haven’t thought ahead and defrosted any protein and soaked and cooked legumes. That’s why they fall back to eating questionable protein bars or ordering out— because it’s easy and they’re lazy.
[–] Carsandsarcasm 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Here's a concept. How about we don't have EBT cards and people just buy their own food with their own money? Then they could buy whatever they want without anyone looking over their shoulder or judging them.
[–] mayomonster29 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
Subsidized nutrition assistance should absolutely only be for “nutrition” you fucking degenerate hog.
The freezer full of frozen vegetables and proteins and tins of beans will “keep you alive” not frozen pizza,soda and snack cakes
[–] Tiessa 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Wow who would have thought? I love how this bypasses any excuses and fully displays their lazy and poor decisions.
[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
A "full course meal?" What is that? And how in the world do you get tired making one? I cook dinner every night; the thought of being exhausted by doing so is ridiculous. As @ISBaby says, what kinds of meals are you making? Sure, some nights I'm a little tired by the time I need to start cooking; that's why I have a whole arsenal of fairly quick, easy recipes, in addition to more complex ones like spanakopita (all those layers of filo!) or steak pie. I do a lot of braises and stews that require about a half an hour of work in the afternoon and then just simmer for a few hours. It makes you tired to brown some meat and make a sauce? To throw a couple of potatoes in the oven? Please. Your options are not "junk food" or "coq au vin," (although the latter is actually pretty easy). There are tons of things in between that don't take a lot of time to cook but are perfectly lovely to eat, and pretty healthy, too. You can't just grill or bake a couple of chicken breasts, really, and throw together a salad?
Oh, for crying out loud, they are not "keep[ing] you alive." You're not going to starve to death from missing one meal, ffs. They might keep your stomach full when you don't have the energy to cook, or they might make you feel better when you're hungry, but come on. That protein bar is not saving your life because you haven't eaten since lunch. They are not the reason you survived the night. This idea that to be hungry at all is the equivalent of starvation is ridiculous, and you are an entitled fat asshole for even suggesting it is. (And I bet this is the same asshole who will happily tell others to "check their privilege," as it suggests that skipping a single meal will kill it.
[–] NoSJW 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Last night, I put a chicken breast in the oven, a big salad on my plate, and cooked frozen broccoli in the microwave. It all took 20 minutes and I was SO exhausted. I can't imagine how anyone does this every day.
[–] basedmuslim 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago (edited ago)
Taught myself to cook in a year once I realized the chances I"ll marry a women that can cook a fucking peanut butter and jelly sandwich in 2020 is nearing infinite zero.
What's fatfucks excuse?
[–] GuysBeforeFries 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It's not enough that we subsidize them. Asking them to eat human food instead of Takis and Arizona is now oppression. I'm so blackpilled