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[–] CowboyDancer 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Dear Citizens of Shitlordia: I am now a regular blood donor. Yesterday was my second donation because doing something twice counts as doing it regularly amirite?

Proof:

https://pic8.co/sh/lpQyeD.jpg

Why this is relevant? In the middle of coronabullshit, early summer, I made a half drunk pledge to @mmmmdonuts and @GreffeDuFoie (two people with actual, not fatass-induced medical conditions) that I would donate my ultra-healthy shitlord blood on their behalf. Was in a particularly fat-hating mood that night so thanks for inspiring me, random internet people. Haven't seen them around for ages (hope you two are in good health and good spirits), but here we are. Of course I know it will probably go to some fatass on his 9th heart surgery but maybe I saved some little old lady or something.

I got a juice box and some fruit snacks.

One of the phlebotomists is really cute.

All in all a good day.

[–] Carsandsarcasm [S] 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Pfft. Look at this A+ pleb. O- master race right here. I walk in that place and they all start salivating.

When I do it, they send me a test message a few days later with the name of the person who received it. It's pretty generic and hard to tell much about them, but it's something. They should give me a location so I can go there and tell whoever it is that I own them now.

[–] no_guatones_culiaos 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Been meaning to give lately as I heard there's a shortage and I got O+. Did you have to make an appointment?

[–] CowboyDancer 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Yup, it was trivially simple though (red cross app)

[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Well, my friend, speaking as someone who received donor blood about ten years ago now, thank you!

I'm too small to donate blood--at least I was the two times I've tried--but it's something I always wanted to do, especially after being given some when I had emergency surgery. Maybe I'll go on the site and see if anything has changed in their rules.

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[–] DorothyMantooth 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

{{{{{hug}}}}} I'm so happy to see you, but so sad and sorry about your loss. I hope you don't stay away too long, though I've been so busy lately myself that I haven't been here as much as I'd like. (PM me anytime--well, you know that.)