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[–] crookedoldman 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
It's a goddamn ball!
[–] DoodooBrown412 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Willing to bet she was quite thin in highschool and blew up shortly thereafter. Also looks Hispanic, so could have shat out a cub and ballooned as is their tendency.
[–] NoSJW 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Twenty-seven years old and mostly immobilized due to out of control gorging. And she's smiling about it but I guess she doesn't know any other life. .
[–] ExpandaSaurus 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
So... the fat rolls are like tree rings? Add one roll for every decade?
[–] BobsonDugnutt 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
It's so crazy to think about how theres a normal skeleton inside all those rolls. Her organs are positively crushed inside that ham jacket
[–] ShitLady_Sith 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Of course it went on a picnic. Just what she needs, more eating. Maybe go on a hike or something.
[–] Doubanjiang ago
That hike would have to take place on the running track for at least 8 month or so, before we could even think to venture out on sidewalks and such. 18 month 'til we set a foot into some woods, 24 'til we can think about a trail that runs through some hills. Imagine that. A sandwich and some iced tea are just so much more convenient.
[–] Nukeisrael 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
CO>CI=weightloss. Your body is not magic.
[–] Ghostman_Loon 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
is that 27 years of constant picnic-ing?