Posted by: LevelWitMe
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[–] beetus_of_the_beasts 0 points 21 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago
I dunno. If I saw a fat person burning, I probably wouldn't say anything at all.
[–] journalistsarelazy 0 points 28 points 28 points (+28|-0) ago
I'd make sure my video wasn't vertical
[–] FatJavalina 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
You wouldn't be able to fit the entire whale in the frame if it was.
[–] green_man 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I hate vertical filming almost as much as fat people. Both are visually offensive, both require a fundamental lack of understanding of how things work, and both are fucking lazy.
[–] ForgotMyName ago
Would you shout "WORLDSTAR!" anyway?
[–] Allimania ago
You would need to film at least in landscape mode
[–] 2drunk 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
If you try to touch them they might explode spewing fat all over you. Have you seen a grease fire before? Do you really want to subject yourself to that? Get at least 100 yards away and rethink what you have eaten that day.
[–] Knote 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Should probably haul ass, that shit would be volatile.