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[–] Amelia_Earnhardt_Jr 0 points 40 points 40 points (+40|-0) ago (edited ago)
And he's right, you ever heard of a grease fire you fat fucking waste of carbon?
[–] Aierx 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
That might involve them actually cooking food though. I say 'cooking' because I don't think they know how to use anything apart from a Fucking microwave to heat up last nights pizzas.
[–] apoptosis15 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
were such a situation to eventuate, and I were the doctor, I'd be worried about her burning through the floor like so much thermite.
or maybe a grease-bomb, like an explosion of napalm that's all the more virulent. yuck.