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[–] Amelia_Earnhardt_Jr 0 points 40 points 40 points (+40|-0) ago (edited ago)
And he's right, you ever heard of a grease fire you fat fucking waste of carbon?
[–] Aierx 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
That might involve them actually cooking food though. I say 'cooking' because I don't think they know how to use anything apart from a Fucking microwave to heat up last nights pizzas.
[–] apoptosis15 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
were such a situation to eventuate, and I were the doctor, I'd be worried about her burning through the floor like so much thermite.
or maybe a grease-bomb, like an explosion of napalm that's all the more virulent. yuck.
[–] beetus_of_the_beasts 0 points 21 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago
I dunno. If I saw a fat person burning, I probably wouldn't say anything at all.
[–] journalistsarelazy 0 points 28 points 28 points (+28|-0) ago
I'd make sure my video wasn't vertical
[–] FatJavalina 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
You wouldn't be able to fit the entire whale in the frame if it was.
[–] green_man 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
I hate vertical filming almost as much as fat people. Both are visually offensive, both require a fundamental lack of understanding of how things work, and both are fucking lazy.
[–] ForgotMyName ago
Would you shout "WORLDSTAR!" anyway?
[–] Allimania ago
You would need to film at least in landscape mode
[–] 2drunk 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
If you try to touch them they might explode spewing fat all over you. Have you seen a grease fire before? Do you really want to subject yourself to that? Get at least 100 yards away and rethink what you have eaten that day.
[–] Knote 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Should probably haul ass, that shit would be volatile.
[–] LevelWitMe [S] 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
Because doctors are evil shitlords out to hurt your fee-fees! The delusion is real...
[–] fatpeoplesuck 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Because 12 years of school and countless peer reviewed research are all wrong. Doctors don't know anything.
[–] WileyECryote 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Grease fires ARE dangerous.
[–] lefthandpath 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
B-b-b-b-but, KFC grease tastes so good.
[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Yup! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2154897/Dead-obese-woman-body-fat-set-building-cremation.html
[–] stoic_shitlord 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Yeah...
[–] running-shitlord 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Thank you! Always wondered about this. Much appreciated.
[–] theunrighteous 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Seriously... Fatties are combustible bio-fuel!
[–] Fvck_Nick 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Would also have less to burn, technically.