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[–] BioRito 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Hey Meghan,

I know you are a busy woman, and that all that singing and acting, and gigs don't leave much time for you to stuff your fucking face with all the calories required to maintain the slowly decomposing carcass you like to call your body. But really, next time, try chewing the shit you shove in there before swallowing, it's a great way to notice whether you've taken the spam out of the can before you inhale it or not. Tins can create sharp edges capable of tearing soft tissue on their way down, as you've found out.

Or, you know, don't. Personally, I don't give a fuck, any action you take that makes you disappear for a while (the longer the better) is welcome anyway.

The same applies to bones, but that'd imply you eat whole cuts of meat instead of preprocessed shit that's faster and easier for you to gobble up.

Hatefully,

XOXOXO

B.

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[–] Swoledamort 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Too bad its her throat and not her fucking brain.

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[–] 8Bricker8 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Hopefully this is the end of her fatastic career.

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[–] dildonkers 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Sounds like an obeast condition if ever there was one.

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[–] jimmorridumb 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

this is what happens when you only drink liter cokes instead of water, sweetie.

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[–] priceless721 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Probably a sharp nacho on it's way down.