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[–] Weeping_Pipi 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I remember going to a strip club on a hens night, and there was a bachelor do on at the same time - the bachelor got dragged up on stage, and thought he was going to get a lapdance from the stereotypical hot fit blonde, they put a blindfold on him and then out comes the hamplanet stripper with tits JUST like this - she wrapped them around his dick like two wet socks and proceeded to give him the saddest tit job I have ever seen. The look on his face once the blindfold came off was like he wanted death to come and claim him