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[–] Size0YogaPants 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago 

As an official British woman, I would rather sew my twat shut than fuck a fatty. Without anaesthesia, with a blunt needle, with razor wire for thread.

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[–] TheEnglishShitlady [S] 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

I'm not a religious woman, but the though of a fat gunt pressing against my forehead while I give head makes me want to join a convent. After all, Jesus wasn't fatty.

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[–] Size0YogaPants 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Thank you for that mental nightmare, my love. I hope we can share a room in the convent.

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[–] Chicity25 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

"When the women were asked again without their husbands next to them they all answered that they prefer fit human shaped partners"

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[–] MarcoVincenzo 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Number 3 says it all: "They made me feel less self-conscious about my own body".

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[–] Harry_Areola 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Exactly.

"He is a fatty too, so I don't have to worry so much about being judged."

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[–] TheEnglishShitlady [S] 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

The British education system is a shambles...we no longer teach maths or self respect.

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[–] SirNibbles 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I was wondering this too... By the way, I'm guessing about/at least 38% of the women surveyed were obese. It would explain the results.

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[–] Eastone 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

With an average bmi of 27 in 2013 in the UK. I doubt most women haven even been in bed with a ripped/fit man.

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[–] Swole_is_life 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Bingo. 38% of women were unable to get anything besides a fatty and are trying to convince themselves that it's what they really want.

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[–] baddreamstonight 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Since something like 60% of British women are overweight, this does not seem surprising.

they overwhelmingly voted in favour of bigger lads....but a huge 38% said ‘overweight/plus size’ men were their favoured bedroom dancing buddies.

38%= majority. Britain, do you even math?

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[–] eatredditsbandwidth 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

No, they maths.

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[–] baddreamstonight 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

They can't maths very well.

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[–] maxk42 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

"62% of British women said non-overweight men were their favourite bedroom partners" FTFY

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[–] DessertFox 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

And considering that more than 62% of British women were overweight or worse, it means we have the common situation of fatties trying to be choosers.

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[–] Cowboyinme 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I have heard a lot of women say this, but they are all just slightly overweight so I would say too that number 3 is the key motivator. The others are just stupid. If you asked a woman that has been with a fit guy that good in bed and was actually fit herself, she would never answer that. That's like when they ask women the size penis they prefer. They usually get some answer like "Oh yeah, I had a guy go down on my with a small one and he was amazing. Best sex ever! lol" This has nothing to do with their weight but the fact of do you want a passionate lover or not. Fatties have to try harder to even keep her in bed.

Moral of the story, don't be shitty in bed lads. (and only get with fit girls)

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