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[–] Siacca 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I've taken up wearing a banana hammock in places that require masks. (Technically I think it's called elephant nose briefs.) Every time I breathe out, it puffs up and looks like a rock hard dick. Everyone that sees it either bursts out laughing or looks absolutely horrified. It's glorious.