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[–] QueefyHippo 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

I bet its one of those disgusting sea cows going on about their 'huge tits'

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[–] RabbiShekelstein 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

I believe the line I've always heard is something along the lines of, 'a fat girl bragging about having big tits is like an unemployed guy bragging about having Monday off'.

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[–] HowNowPaoCow 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Thank you for not saying "skinny guy with abs"

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[–] FinallyLeftReddit 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

An airbag inflation would kill her.

Also, when your eyebrows are as wide as a seatbelt invest in some tweezers/wax

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[–] Super_Kapowzler 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

No shit! Look at them caterpiller sumbitches. So qwerky. Many fierce.

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[–] 1724744? 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Such brave. Much triggers

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[–] DeVera 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

It looks strangely proud of itself. I wonder why...

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[–] macadam88 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Probably tickled pink that she actually got into a car seat albeit with much huffing and puffing. And an entire can of Pam.

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[–] klobos ago 

Because she is going to use the photo as evidence that car manufactures need to redesign their cars and safety equipment to fit her fat needs and she thinks this is winning at life.

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[–] Angxrs ago 

It is an impressive feat to become such a huge teehee disgrace, that takes a lot of (money for) food, sitting on your ass, delusional thinking, bashing cheetos dust into your keyboard, mouthbreathing, and the hardest part is holding your arm up for a few minuted to take a flattering selfie for your tubblr account.

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[–] Superficial 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

yeah, but she totally outboobs all those skinny bitches, who cares that her cleavage runs all the way up to her neck.

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[–] wmeth 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Good God, it's so fat that the seatbelt is about to cut into it's jugular because it has nowhere else to go.

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[–] dotty 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Where are her shoulders?

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[–] TheRealVladimirPutin 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It's just one big circle on top of two smaller circles.

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[–] icantstopeatingpizza 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

why even put on a seat belt at this point? you're killing yourself anyway...

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