Archived Something so simple will trigger fatties endlessly (slimgur.com)
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Archived Something so simple will trigger fatties endlessly (slimgur.com)
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[–] lava 0 points 73 points 73 points (+73|-0) ago
Things you failed to account for, Shitlord:
[–] la_fupacabra 0 points 33 points 33 points (+33|-0) ago
Actually people should be measured as lbs and GALLONS shitlord. Check your low-gallon privilege
[–] lava 0 points 30 points 30 points (+30|-0) ago
Lmfao that last part. I'll have to ask my doctor why he keeps dressing up as an Asian woman the next time I see him.
[–] woeisme 0 points 23 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago (edited ago)
Oh my!
[–] [deleted] 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
[–] DelusionalHominids 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
There's no fucking way this bitch actually thinks she's carrying 256 pounds of water weight.
[–] TunaAndCucumbers 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
So that's how the fatties spell mayo!
[–] swingsandroundabouts 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
You forgot hormones!
[–] Schmickle 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Don't forget "big boned"
[–] Jessee 0 points 27 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago
I can already watch it unfold Shitlord/lady: "So how does a skinny person gain weight" Fattie: "Eat more" Shitlord/lady: "So how can you lose fat then" At this point they will probably resort to calling you fat phobic among other things
[–] Heritagefloral 1 point 20 points 21 points (+21|-1) ago
Calories in, Calories out. Thermodynamics. Doesn't get much simpler than that.
[–] swingsandroundabouts 0 points 16 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago
And the quality of these calories will determine how your body looks. The quantity will determine the size. Pretty simple stuff.
[–] Megaptera 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
So where does a footling sub with potato chips and a big gulp land, there seems to be a large gray area here. /s
[–] thenthingsgotworse 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Oh, it's that old hoax about the conservation of mass and energy again.
Don't you know that how I feel about myself is greater than physics? Stop trying to impose your worldview on everyone!
[–] m4tthew 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
Fatty:"EAT A CHEEZBURGER!"
Normie: "Eat less cheeseburgers."
Fatty: "IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT! MUH CONDISHUNS! MUH THIGH-ROIDS!"
[–] Anon22-22 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
FUCKING NORMIES
[–] SilentMaster 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Wow, it is that simple. Never really thought of it that way before. Genius.
[–] Wondernuggz 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
I want to upvote this shit but I don't have enough karma T-T
[–] honormyacanthosis 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Anime and fitness... A combo that is common in Asia, and rare in America.
[–] el_llama 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
You are not alone